Bengals' Vontaze Burfict Says A Steelers Fan Keeps Sh**ting On His Lawn

[PntherPryd]

http://lockerdome.com/thefakeespn/6753098379179585/8489674587111697

 

Bengals' Vontaze Burfict Says A Steelers Fan Keeps Shitting On His Lawn.

 

In a series of reports filed to Cincinnati's WCPO-TV station, they were able to obtain police reports that were filed by Vontaze Burfict this past week.

 

Three separate police reports were filed by the Bengals linebacker stating that someone had trespassed onto his property in the middle of the night and left behind human feces close to his front door. The report also claims that Burfict is apparently convinced it is a disgruntled Steelers fan who is doing this. Why does he think this way? Maybe it was his dirty play against them in the playoffs? Or the outrageous comments he's made about them in the past? No. The report also states that the suspect used their urine to pee out the world PITT underneath where they left the human pile of feces.

[TNPanther]

Lmaooooooooooooooo

 

Edit: guess it's fake. But still funny nevertheless

[R0CKnR0LLA]

Three separate police reports were filed by the Bengals linebacker stating that someone had trespassed onto his property in the middle of the night and left behind human feces close to his front door. The report also claims that Burfict is apparently convinced it is a disgruntled Steelers fan who is doing this. Why does he think this way? Maybe it was his dirty play against them in the playoffs? Or the outrageous comments he's made about them in the past? No. The report also states that the suspect used their urine to pee out the world PITT underneath where they left the human pile of feces.

http://lockerdome.com/6753098379179585/8489674587111697

Yes, it's the offseason.

[nctarheel0619]

You know that's fake right?  

[cardiackat88.]

Steelers fans probably poo on their own lawns and their cousin girlfriends chests.

[rayzor]

Good. Guy deserves it.

[nctarheel0619]

You know this is fake, right?

 

http://www.chatsports.com/pittsburgh-steelers/a/read-funniest-fake-news-update-ever-featuring-steelers-fans-vontaze-burfict-26842

 

 

[nctarheel0619]

9 minutes ago, rayzor said:

Good. Guy deserves it.

http://www.chatsports.com/pittsburgh-steelers/a/read-funniest-fake-news-update-ever-featuring-steelers-fans-vontaze-burfict-26842

 

It's fake sir.  

[rayzor]

4 minutes ago, nctarheel0619 said:

http://www.chatsports.com/pittsburgh-steelers/a/read-funniest-fake-news-update-ever-featuring-steelers-fans-vontaze-burfict-26842

 

It's fake sir.  

still deserves it.

[PntherPryd]

34 minutes ago, nctarheel0619 said:

You know that's fake right?  

you mean a site called "thefakeespn" ain't legit?

 

[bleedsgreenandgold]

I think they mean a Steelers fan keeps laying down on his lawn.

[PntherPryd]

38 minutes ago, R0CKnR0LLA said:

 

 

http://lockerdome.com/6753098379179585/8489674587111697

Yes, it's the offseason.

well, I tried to merge my topic that was two minutes earlier into yours because your title was more detailed but it still has me as thread starter.  I would like to officially abdicate and give you that honor!  

 

[Bronn]

Any of you guys live near Aqib Talib?

[Mvp2014]

He deserves 2 portajon tanker trucks spraying liquid feces all over his house and cars.