THE OFFICIAL 2016 NFL DESSERT MOCK DRAFT

[Jeremy Igo]

Today I will be mock drafting the top desserts of 2016. 

 

I will be updating this OP as the day and evening go on. 

Feel free to add your suggestions for each upcoming pick. 

This.... is serious bizness.

 

Pick 1 

Warm Apple Pie A La Mode

 

With it's warm flaky crust, gooey filling with just a hint of cinnamon, this dessert reigns supreme above all others and earns the top pick in the 2016 Dessert Draft. 

 

 

Pick 2 

Classic Hot Fudge Sundae

 

In a surprise move, the second dessert overall is not a baked dessert. The classic hot fudge sundae is a year round favorite worthy of the second selection. 

If you don't like hot fudge sundaes.... go now... find a quiet place... and end your life. 

 

 

Pick 3

Homemade Chocolate Chip Cookies

 

No, not the chips ahoy garbage from the grocery. We are talking soft, chewy cookies that when you pull apart strings of melted chocolate break off. 

 

Pick 4

Pecan Pie

 

 

If you argue against pecan pie here, I am afraid you have no business in this discussion. Pecan Pie is simply delicious especially with a lump of genuine whipped cream, none of that cool whip garbage. 

 

Pick 5 on the clock.... 

 

[Dex]

Apple pie with vanilla ice cream.

[Jeremy Igo]

3 hours ago, Dex said:

Apple pie with vanilla ice cream.

I mean, it has to be, right? Does it get any better? 

 

Could be a surprise pick though. 

[ChuckWag78]

FLAN!!!!!

[Jeremy Igo]

3 hours ago, ChuckWag78 said:

FLAN!!!!!

Banned.

[CarolinaJami']

Red Velvet Cake.

[Floppin]

Carrot cake or pecan pie

[Jeremy Igo]

3 hours ago, CarolinaJami' said:

Red Velvet Cake.

so chocolate cake with red food coloring? 

 

Not deserving of a first round pick, imo. 

[WilmyWood]

10 minutes ago, Jeremy Igo said:

I mean, it has to be, right? Does it get any better? 

 

Could be a surprise pick though. 

Hmmm...I'd have to throw a warm peach cobbler with vanilla ice cream into the mix...

[Moose Hoover]

Coca-Cola Cake

 

[Saca312]

Here's a sleeper. Cherry pie. It just has all the right qualities to truly be a success.

[Jeremy Igo]

3 hours ago, Saca312 said:

Here's a sleeper. Cherry pie. It just has all the right qualities to truly be a success.

Legit.

[Jeremy Igo]

3 hours ago, Moose Hoover said:

Coca-Cola Cake

 

We are talking first round here, not UDFA

[Toker Smurf]

Maple Walnut Blondie