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Teddy Bridgewater filled LeQuan Treadwell's car with 60,000 fruit snacks for his 21st


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20 minutes ago, Mr. Scot said:

Imagine the time that took.

(and the time it took to clean it up)

If you've ever had a car window broken, you find pieces of glass for years afterward.  I imagine it will be like that, Treadwell will occasionally find fruit snacks as long as he owns the vehicle.

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Just now, shulasmyhero said:

If you've ever had a car window broken, you find pieces of glass for years afterward.  I imagine it will be like that, Treadwell will occasionally find fruit snacks as long as he owns the vehicle.

I dont know who would have a problem with that...

One time I took a deck of playing cards and hid each card all over my friends house.

This was over ten years ago and I still get occasional texts when he finds another.

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1 minute ago, Frizzy350 said:

I dont know who would have a problem with that...

One time I took a deck of playing cards and hid each card all over my friends house.

This was over ten years ago and I still get occasional texts when he finds another.

What's he gonna get for all 52?

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1 minute ago, Frizzy350 said:

I dont know who would have a problem with that...

One time I took a deck of playing cards and hid each card all over my friends house.

This was over ten years ago and I still get occasional texts when he finds another.

Only if they melt and ooze sticky stuff all over that Range Rover!

Might have to borrow the card idea, have an OCD friend that would be the perfect victim.

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1 minute ago, shulasmyhero said:

Only if they melt and ooze sticky stuff all over that Range Rover!

Might have to borrow the card idea, have an OCD friend that would be the perfect victim.

It can be many years of hilarious fun.

Great spots include but are not limited to: unused medicine cabinets (usually the downstairs bathroom), under car mats (dont forget to get some in the car), pants pockets, inside socks, inside in the rim of hats, between boxes in the food pantry, bookshelves, underneath a tv/monitor/cablebox, inside their Carolina Panthers Foam Finger, inside DVD cases... you can get pretty creative.

I would avoid putting them on a license plate (they can get pulled over for that) and I'd also avoid putting them anywhere near the wife/gfs undergarments... that might not go over well.

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