Dave Gettleman's shorts are retiring

[UpstatePanther]

@SCP you are amazing. That is all. 

 

P.s. -- I died at the "swamp ass" line. 

[the butch]

I'm still stuck on the shoes.  C'mon, Dave.  The shorts are a gimmick, and I accept them. The shoes, however, I cannot abide.

[Mr. Scot]

1 hour ago, Jangler said:

Free ballin' is the only way to live

I can always count on you to bring up things I'd rather not think about.

[Jon Snow]

This is why I love this place.  @SCP is the only reason I hang around and put up with the mindless drivel that seems to permeate the joint, just for the glorious words of wisdom that come to him as his bowels do their thing at some random wayside restroom.  The rest of you turds are pretty much worthless, myself included.

[Jangler]

[TheSpecialJuan]

Those were some sweet shorts tho

[SCP]

Just got word from an insider at the Nike sweatshop in China. Turns out the answer is already in Dave's dresser drawer. He has two new pair of coaches shorts ready to go upon his return to Charlotte. His retired shorts will split time with Mike Craft during sideline reporting duty and desk time with Brian Strickland. Everyone is happy. Rest easy Panther Nation.

[Kevin Greene]

Too short or not too short....

That is the question.

[Chaos]

The shorts need a statue outside the stadium, complete with roster card out the front. Like TD recovered from three ACL tears, the shorts recovered from three crotch seam tears, not to mention sweat-induced skid marks.

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[Mr. Scot]

1 hour ago, Kevin Greene said:

Too short or not too short....

That is the question.

Not too short.

There are things I don't need to see.

[shaqattaq]

Big shorts allow you to compete!

[MV%doe]

Peace out G-man shorts and Godspeed my friend(sheds a man tear)

[Gucci Mane]

DG is undergoing a clinical trial for the worlds first Propecia-like treatment for Receding Waistline.