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Oh so that's how it is?

Cookie Lyon

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23 minutes ago, E CaT PanTHer 2 said:

i made a thread last year stating "Kurt Coleman resigned" 

b/c i forgot to hyphenate "resigned", the mods took it as "resign" like he hung up his cleats. poo got locked up in a heartbeat, and for a simple grammatical error, that's pretty effed up.

Wow. That was messed up.

LOL

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You're just dense.


So this reminds me of a short story that happened fairly recently.

I was out in the garage watching a " self-help video" on my phone. For some reason the volume wasn't working. I tried restarting the video, turning the volume up, turning the volume back down and back again but nothing would work. I resigned myself to just figuring that I couldn't figure it out. New phone and all.

I went back inside, when do the bathroom, and about Midway through the project the phone died on me. Quite an awful State of Affairs if I do say so myself.

I went upstairs to go to bed to find the wife still awake which is unusual most nights. After I brushed my teeth and came to bed the wife rolled over and said " if you're going to watch that kind of video make sure the Bluetooth speaker isn't on upstairs". I mumbled some profanity and went to sleep.

The moral of the story is, if you're going to watch a self-help video make sure that Bluetooth isn't enabled. And if it is, don't turn the volume up and down over and over. It arouses confusion and contempt in the wife heart.

I don't know what this has to do with football or your post but it came to mind when I read it.

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11 minutes ago, lasus83 said:


So this reminds me of a short story that happened fairly recently.

I was out in the garage watching a " self-help video" on my phone. For some reason the volume wasn't working. I tried restarting the video, turning the volume up, turning the volume back down and back again but nothing would work. I resigned myself to just figuring that I couldn't figure it out. New phone and all.

I went back inside, when do the bathroom, and about Midway through the project the phone died on me. Quite an awful State of Affairs if I do say so myself.

I went upstairs to go to bed to find the wife still awake which is unusual most nights. After I brushed my teeth and came to bed the wife rolled over and said " if you're going to watch that kind of video make sure the Bluetooth speaker isn't on upstairs". I mumbled some profanity and went to sleep.

The moral of the story is, if you're going to watch a self-help video make sure that Bluetooth isn't enabled. And if it is, don't turn the volume up and down over and over. It arouses confusion and contempt in the wife heart.

I don't know what this has to do with football or your post but it came to mind when I read it.
 

I think it was George Carlin who once asked why "self help" books are always written by somebody else.

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1 hour ago, lasus83 said:


So this reminds me of a short story that happened fairly recently.

I was out in the garage watching a " self-help video" on my phone. For some reason the volume wasn't working. I tried restarting the video, turning the volume up, turning the volume back down and back again but nothing would work. I resigned myself to just figuring that I couldn't figure it out. New phone and all.

I went back inside, when do the bathroom, and about Midway through the project the phone died on me. Quite an awful State of Affairs if I do say so myself.

I went upstairs to go to bed to find the wife still awake which is unusual most nights. After I brushed my teeth and came to bed the wife rolled over and said " if you're going to watch that kind of video make sure the Bluetooth speaker isn't on upstairs". I mumbled some profanity and went to sleep.

The moral of the story is, if you're going to watch a self-help video make sure that Bluetooth isn't enabled. And if it is, don't turn the volume up and down over and over. It arouses confusion and contempt in the wife heart.

I don't know what this has to do with football or your post but it came to mind when I read it.

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Sounds like your "self-help video" was actually porn.

Your wife should've kicked you out of bed. 

LMAO

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