Serious (and not so serious) ownership predictions

[Mr. Scot]

1 minute ago, Dex said:

I blame me not finding white girls attractive anymore.

For which I also blame Justin Bieber.

[Dex]

3 minutes ago, Mr. Scot said:

For which I also blame Justin Bieber.

I blame this beauty. 

 

[Mr. Scot]

To her credit, she can take a bathroom selfie without including the toilet in the picture.

[Dex]

6 minutes ago, Mr. Scot said:

To her credit, she can take a bathroom selfie without including the toilet in the picture.

Her bathroom is the size of my apartment. It's a good 15 feet away from that mirror.

[Mr. Scot]

3 minutes ago, Dex said:

Her bathroom is the size of my apartment. It's a good 15 feet away from that mirror.

There is some question regarding her taste / judgment when it comes to men 

[Dex]

Just now, Mr. Scot said:

There is some question regarding her taste / judgment when it comes to men 

Agreed but I'm not complaining.

[Mr. Scot]

Just now, Dex said:

Agreed but I'm not complaining.

I mean, to be fair, you're going to have that problem with any girl who goes out with you. So what can you do?

[Dex]

Just now, Mr. Scot said:

I mean, to be fair, you're going to have that problem with any girl who goes out with you. So what can you do?

Smash and dash brother. I've always outkicked my coverage. Just need to dip before they wise up.

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[Future of the Funchise]

47 minutes ago, Ivan The Awesome said:

Wait, what happened to the smoking hot new England blonde you were marrying? 

 

45 minutes ago, Dex said:

Brah we broke up 2 years ago. 

Damn son, I've been out of the loop. Good luck in the dating scene. After 10 years of dealing with the same woman I'm terrified to myself. lol

[Dex]

1 minute ago, Future of the Funchise said:

 

Damn son, I've been out of the loop. Good luck in the dating scene. After 10 years of dealing with the same woman I'm terrified to myself. lol

Dating is fine. I'm an ethical non-monogamist. It was scary at first but the freedom is refreshing and you discover a whole new side to yourself.

[Devil Doc]

Ive been dating the same chick for 9 years....

[countryboi]

well this discussion took a turn...while on the subject dont get married unless you enjoy being a house cat. they do live longer so thats something.

[Dex]

@Darth Biscuit keeps tellin me to get married.