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Serious (and not so serious) ownership predictions

Mr. Scot

By Mr. Scot,
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6 minutes ago, Mr. Scot said:

To her credit, she can take a bathroom selfie without including the toilet in the picture.

Her bathroom is the size of my apartment. It's a good 15 feet away from that mirror.

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Just now, Mr. Scot said:

I mean, to be fair, you're going to have that problem with any girl who goes out with you. So what can you do?

Smash and dash brother. I've always outkicked my coverage. Just need to dip before they wise up.

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1 minute ago, Future of the Funchise said:

 

Damn son, I've been out of the loop. Good luck in the dating scene. After 10 years of dealing with the same woman I'm terrified to myself. lol

Dating is fine. I'm an ethical non-monogamist. It was scary at first but the freedom is refreshing and you discover a whole new side to yourself.

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