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Panther Poetry - 49ers Edition

C-MAC & CHEESE

By C-MAC & CHEESE,
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C-MAC & CHEESE

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Week 8 is our biggest test yet,
Going against an undefeated team
If our offensive line takes a day off
It’ll be like stopping a pee midstream

McCaffrey left, McCaffrey right
A Samuel screen or two
Richard Sherman might cry again
As DJ hands him a tissue

With Daley against Bosa,
And Trai against Buckner
We might waive a magic wand
and turn the whole line into Vernon Butlers

With two good receiving threats
Like Kittle and Emmanuel Sanders
Kuechly and Berry might make them look silly
Like a pro bowl Ned Flanders

They have a two-headed running game
Combining Tevin Coleman & Breida
Trying to test us with Dante back
Is like trying to outrun a cheetah

This game will come down to pass rush
Against a smart offensive coach
He still has Falcon stink on him
Very similar to a cockroach

Panthers games are never easy
Filled with stress and complaints
But we can always agree on one thing
And that’s F the Saints!

 

Keep Pounding!

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BurnHurnBurn

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Covered in poo, no need for a Loo, plop a brown bomb, won’t do any harm.

To a city with hills, filled with people on pills and homeless shoving junk in their arms.

San Fran used to be Gay and that was ok. Now it’s just gross needles and plague.

Oh yeah, I forgot what this was about.  Rah Rah do good Panthers something something Yay!! 

 

 

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Colloquially, I'd like to see these cats bring Jimmy G to his knees. So please, release these beasts, Brian B and GMC.

Eric Reid's in the backfield heat seekin' while my man Poe's up in the front leavin' 'em leakin'. Keek's on the pre-snap so don't get caught sleepin', otherwise Shaq T's gonna run you down and kick your teeth in. I ain't beefin', I'm just speakin' the truth in verse form for you to read and...
...after this Sunday we'll have the 9er bandwagon depletin'.

This is the style atypical of Kyle's, but not Al-len because he's the-man. He ain't He-Man, or Super Cam, but at least he's managin' the game, HAM.

CMC makes it look easy to make defenders look queasy. You'd think he was greasier than a paper bag full of Crisco. San Francisco, I pity the whole city when Curtis and DJ get gritty. Catch 'em lookin' the other way while Greg slips into end zone.


 

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