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Every town in NC is a person at a party


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Marion is blackout drunk on Busch Light and Fireball and is trying to fight Morganton for outgrowing their raisin'. Morganton is drinking local craft beer and thinking, "Damn, I used to be Marion and he's about to fug around and find out there's still a lot of redneck behind this yuppie beer and hipster beard." Lenoir is nodding off in the corner strung out on fentanyl laced heroin. Everyone there is just tired of Granite Falls telling them that's where Eric Church is from. Hickory is that 25 year old former HS jock who still hangs out at HS parties. Gastonia just walked in, it's Fred Durst.

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7 hours ago, LinvilleGorge said:

Hickory is that 25 year old former HS jock who still hangs out at HS parties.

My parents still live in Hickory so I'm in town several times a year.  On Christmas Day I had to get gas and of course Sheetz was the only place that was open.  It looked about like you'd imagine in there.

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Kannapolis showed up wearing a #3 NASCAR hat and t-shirt...  He has a serious shoulder twitch and he yells Earnhardt for no particular reason every 15 mins or so...  He's 32 and sands furniture at the mill for a living but still claims he liked Earnhardt before he got famous racin' in Concord....

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