F***

[Cat]

Step 3 - Trip to local Victoria Secret's store and say "Wife is about 5'6", 115lbs, what should I get her?". Get paraded around the store by some hot, 20 something girl that is showing you a bunch of lingerie/sleepwear/thongs while you imagine what she (the salesgirl) would look like in it. = priceless.

This isn't always true. I'm amazed at how many overweight girls work there. Not huge but overweight. I don't know if some of them can even wear VS underwear.

[thefuzz]

This isn't always true. I'm amazed at how many overweight girls work there. Not huge but overweight. I don't know if some of them can even wear VS underwear.

You must not shop at the VS in Wilmington....wowza.

I am not getting my other anything. Maybe I will let her milk my wiener if she is lucky.

[Johnny Rockets]

This isn't always true. I'm amazed at how many overweight girls work there. Not huge but overweight. I don't know if some of them can even wear VS underwear.

Good point....

*disclaimer* - If one of the "not so attractive girls" asks if you need help, just say "No thanks, I am waiting for one of the hot girls to help me" .....be as polite as possible....it is all in the tone.

Everyone wins....you will get a hot girl to help you and the other girl will strive to become a better person.

[Sultan33g]

Good point....

*disclaimer* - If one of the "not so attractive girls" asks if you need help, just say "No thanks, I am waiting for one of the hot girls to help me" .....be as polite as possible....it is all in the tone.

Brilliant

[Panthro]

I'm done and it was easy. I remember everything...the key is to appear uninterested and like you are not paying attention.

[Zod]

appear uninterested and like you are not paying attention.

Easy

remember everything...

Not Easy

[Scrumtrilescent]

Panthro is like the Rain Man of Christmas.

[Panthro]

I too enjoy the cottony goodness of K-Mart underpants

[Epistaxis]

Yeah, the wise man listens and fixes whatever is bugging her.

Then, to really score points, get her something shiny from the jewelry store. Women are like trout, they are magically drawn to shiny sh*t.

[shinner]

Why are women so hard to shop for?

They're not....but I refuse to buy jewelry any more. Too much I've bought and rarely if ever see worn.

[g5jamz]

I posted this once already...don't make me do it again.

[mush]

I guess I'm lucky...we don't buy each other anything and usually settle on spending the money on a Vegas trip around Valentines when the hotel rates are low, if not free givn our past there.....