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The Saltman

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Well most of u.

Worst Penis Injury Contest

Howard said they had one more story to hear from John. John is 56. He said back in 2006 he had a pimple on his butt on Christmas morning. He said the next day he woke up and it was really painful. He got some pills and then a few days later his balls were black and swollen. He said that he was in such pain. He said he went to the hospital and was put into a coma. He said that they had to cut away all of the skin from his scrotum. They removed the skin from the head of his penis to around and up. He said that he was gangrene so they had to remove the skin. He said he was in the coma for 28 days. He said they left the head of the penis. John said they took the skin down to the muscle all the way down the shaft. He said they went all the way across his abdomen and his left side. He said they had to relocate his rectum to where his balls used to be. He said he had his balls put inside his body but he had to have one removed because of where they put it. It was in the crease of his leg so when he’d drive it would crush his ball. John said that he was told that most people who have this don’t survive.

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Well now my balls just feel uncomfortable haha

So basically his scrotum tissue was dying off?

all of his tissue. He had gangrene from a pimple and it spread from his butt to his abdomen. So they had to remove all the tissue from his butt until his stomach and his penis shaft. then they moved his asshole (i dunno how) to where his testicles are and his testicles in some crease between his legs.

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I'm frightened.................what happened to not being a terrorist anymore more salty????

I was soo mad and so sexually frustrated about the panthers not winning games that my radical personality came out and I wanted to blow up mothafukas at random. Once we won a game I felt better, shot off my load and am not a terrorist no more.

anywayz back to topic :D

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