April First Mock Draft.

[Verge]

Here you go, you all knew it was coming.

Also, yes this does belong in general discussion because who puts the mock drafts in the draft section? Pft.

1. Carolina Panthers

Andrew Luck

The best qb to come out of the draft since Jesus Christ himself stepped foot upon the grassy field. He has the arm of Jamarcus Russell (if there was an actual rocket attached to his arm), the mind of Peyton Manning (if he were Einstein), the speed of Michael Vick (with rocket ice skates on frozen butter), and of course the accuracy of BP's risk management group. How do you not pick him, they should probably even trade up into round 2 just to draft him again for safe measure.

2. Denver Broncos

Goku

The ultimate defensive prospect, he can play the super saiyan 1 technique, super saiyan 2 technique, super saiyan 3 technique and of course the all important giant ape technique, lord knows that is the only way to get through that beast of a tackle that the Raiders have in Jamarcus Russell.

3. Buffalo Bills

Plaxico Burress

I'll be honest here, they need to win now, and the only way to do that is if they draft Burress and have him shoot the corner covering him in the leg every play. Can you say Ryan Fitzhattrick?

4. Cincinnati Bungals

Carson Palmer

Brown is a smart guy and he won't play Palmers game, "Go ahead and retire Carson, I'll just draft you again and you'll have to play for me forever. Take that ya bum"

Now that is dedication...

Another player stuck in Mike Brown's evil clutches for the rest of his career.

5. Arizona Cardinals

No one.

They also cut everyone on the team, Ken is incredibly convinced that Fitzgerald can win it all on his own, and I am not one to doubt head coaches!

More later.

[Doyle]

:rolleyes:

[BBQ&Beer]

Fug that! I want Goku!

[CarolinaVeins]

Andrew Luck = Jake Locker

[Verge]

Andrew Luck = Jake Locker

How dare you.

[Cat'sGrowl]

Am I the only one who still gets angry if I look at a picture of Andrew Luck?

[mav1234]

Am I the only one who still gets angry if I look at a picture of Andrew Luck?

Nope.

[Cat'sGrowl]

Nope.

We were so close.. :frown5:

[mav1234]

I comfort myself by telling myself we'll see he's really not nearly as good as everyone thought and it'll turn out for the best. really. honest. it will, true story. I mean, we can pick Cam Newton or Blaine Gabbert if we really want a QB. That's not so bad... right?

[Cat'sGrowl]

6. Cleveland Browns.

With the 6th pick in the 2011 NFL draft, the Cleveland Browns select:

Bill Belichick, HC, New England Patriots.

After firing the best coach in franchise history, and suffering for years of poor play, the Browns finally get their guy (back)

[Cat'sGrowl]

I comfort myself by telling myself we'll see he's really not nearly as good as everyone thought and it'll turn out for the best. really. honest. it will, true story. I mean, we can pick Cam Newton or Blaine Gabbert if we really want a QB. That's not so bad... right?

[jtnc]

Andrew Luck did not want to be a Panther, deal with it. As he is probably at home hoping the Panthers draft a QB so he doesn't have to stay next year.

[Stumpy]

7. Tennessee Titans (The 49ers traded this pick to the Titans for 'Bud' Adams. They always wanted to have a competent owner.)

With the 7th pick in the NFL draft the Tennessee Titans pick...

Anne Sullivan...

Surely, if she can teach a blind, dumb and deaf woman to read and write, she can teach VY to not cry every time he gets boo'd.

[mav1234]

Bud Adams first decision as new owner of the 49ers?

8. San Francisco 49ers.

With the 7th pick in the 2011 NFL Draft, the San Francisco 49ers select:

Jim Harbaugh, HC/QB, San Francisco 49ers

With the amount they're paying him, he better do it all. Or at least fill their void at quarterback.