I went to a job interview today, you will never believe what forum the boss was on!

[Jase]

construction, ie erections.

[Dpantherman]

what color were your flip-flops?

[teeray]

$5 that is cardiactkat right before his interview.

Cardiackat looks exactly like kyle orton.

[CarolinaVeins]

So fresh and So clean

[Zod]

Typically you go to job interviews one dress level above the employees. If they are casual, you go business casual. If they are business casual, you go in a suit. The idea is to show you put effort in but still can fit in with the team. Showing up in a suit to a casual environment can actually hurt your chances.

[MHS831]

When I landed my lucrative position in the entertainment industry, I actually was dressed in a t-shirt, shorts with a hole in the back pocket, and flip flops that were a size too small. I had not shaven or eaten in three days. This did not prevent me from being hired and I rocketed to the top in a matter of months. This year I am going for chief operational engineer of the Tilt-a-whirl, a step up from aquatic packaging and shipping technician (gold fish bagger) at the coin toss. If I had worn a suit, i would probably not have been hired. Oh, and another tip: A cobra tatoo wrapped around your forearem and prison tats on your knuckes helps because they were the focus of 60% of the interview questions.

[Brokenbad]

what color were your flip-flops?

Black Rainbows, duh.

[LowDownBrown]

When I landed my lucrative position in the entertainment industry, I actually was dressed in a t-shirt, shorts with a hole in the back pocket, and flip flops that were a size too small. I had not shaven or eaten in three days. This did not prevent me from being hired and I rocketed to the top in a matter of months. This year I am going for chief operational engineer of the Tilt-a-whirl, a step up from aquatic packaging and shipping technician (gold fish bagger) at the coin toss. If I had worn a suit, i would probably not have been hired. Oh, and another tip: A cobra tatoo wrapped around your forearem and prison tats on your knuckes helps because they were the focus of 60% of the interview questions.

Who is Colin Farrell?

Losers for $500 Alex

[twylyght]

Typically you go to job interviews one dress level above the employees. If they are casual, you go business casual. If they are business casual, you go in a suit. The idea is to show you put effort in but still can fit in with the team. Showing up in a suit to a casual environment can actually hurt your chances.

I didn't get accepted for a decent job until I re-interviewed with my dick hanging out

[LowDownBrown]

No I didnt actually wear a Panthers polo, it was Nautica polo. I said I had on a Panther polo just to add spice to the story.

I did have a white Panthers undershirt under my polo and pullover though.

So let me get this straight... you had on a Panthers undershirt, a Nautica polo, a Panthers polo (for spice of course), and then a pullover?

Was your interview in a meat locker?

[Brokenbad]

So let me get this straight... you had on a Panthers undershirt, a Nautica polo, a Panthers polo (for spice of course), and then a pullover?

Was your interview in a meat locker?

No it was at your mom's house.

[Kurb]

Fun is over.

[Captroop]

No it was at your mom's house.

...zing?