Man steals $75 in deodorant from Rock Hill store

[GritsRgreat]

I love small town newspapers, they'll print anything,.

http://www.heraldonline.com/2011/06/01/3111408/man-steals-75-in-deodorant-from.html

ROCK HILL --

A man stole at least 15 sticks of Axe and Degree deodorant from a local grocery store Sunday, police say.

An employee at the East Main Street Food Lion said a man came to check out with two sticks of deodorant about 10 a.m. Sunday, according to a Rock Hill police report.

The employee said he could see a bulge under the man's shirt, and when the man lifted his shirt slightly there were more sticks of deodorant underneath.

The man fled the store and rode away on a white bicycle toward Porter Road, the report states. The total value of the deodorant is $75.

The suspect is described as a black man between age 50 and 60 with a beard, short hair and a cataract in his right eye. He was wearing a white shirt with blue stripes and a blue baseball cap at the time, the report states.

This comes to mind.

[boo7382]

lolz. at least we know he will smell awesome in jail.

[Darth Biscuit]

Maybe he read LiaG's thread about BO.

[GritsRgreat]

Axe + white bicycle = chick magnet

[GritsRgreat]

Here's another winner

Cops: Man spanked boys after selling them smokes.

http://www.heraldonline.com/2011/05/31/3110298/cops-man-spanked-boys-after-selling.html#storylink=omni_popular

LEXINGTON, S.C. --

Lexington County deputies say they arrested a 50-year-old convenience store clerk who sold cigarettes and smokeless tobacco to boys after they let him spank them.

Deputies said Tuesday that they started investigating Terrence Bryant after the father of a 12-year-old boy found him with a pack of Newport cigarettes earlier this month.

Detectives say Bryant sold the boy cigarettes at least five times from his pickup truck, spanking the child in the parking lot over his clothes.

Deputies say Bryant also sold tobacco to two 15-year-old boys after spanking them.

Bryant is charged with three counts of lewd act upon a child under age 16. He is awaiting a bond hearing at the Lexington County jail and deputies say he doesn't have an attorney yet.

[Shufdog]

The local paper here prints stupid stuff like this all the time!

Here's an example from today.

Police: Shoplifter kicked Sears employee in groin

Wednesday, Jun 1 2011, 10:34 am

Police say a teenager stole more than $160 in clothing from a Shelby department store and kicked an employee in the groin when he confronted her on Monday.

Soneja Breanna Morgan, 17, of the 700 block of North Dixie Street, Cherryville, took various clothing items from Sears in the Cleveland Mall, 2001 E. Dixon Blvd., according to a magistrate’s order. The clothing is valued at $161.82.

Morgan kicked Sears employee Frankie Bell in the groin during the theft, charging documents state.

Shelby police arrested Morgan and charged her with misdemeanor larceny and simple assault. She is scheduled to make her first appearance in Cleveland County District Court Friday morning.

http://www.shelbystar.com/news/groin-55639-kicked-police.html

[Dpantherman]

Well that Axe poo is expensive (for deodorant) Right Guard sport ftw.

[GritsRgreat]

Well that Axe poo is expensive (for deodorant) Right Guard sport ftw.

True, but i use

cus its cheap and it rhymes with.....

I could make an awesome add for this company. Tussy! Get some!

[Panthro]

its fuggin hot out

[The Saltman]

Yes I'm black.

[X-Clown]

The Gaston Gazette is notorious for not only printing these local stories, but doing the same thing for small towns in other states.

Also they love to use titles that are misleading for what is actually in the story...case in point:

http://www.gastongazette.com/news/potato-57971-photo-gardener.html

[Jangler]

I didn't know you could make meth from Axe and Degree.

[OnlyPantherFaninMaine]

I didn't know you could make meth from Axe and Degree.

Next thing you know deodorant will be the next "Gateway Drug."

[SCP]

that Right Guard gel will f*ck up some t-shirts