Hey Huddlers what is your wife up to while your'e working?

[Kitten Diver]

Got off work early, grabbed a case and went to the pool today. Show up at the pool and I'm the only dude(besides the youngins), which is fine by me. While I was there I got to brainstorming about the sammich makers around me and something seemed odd...

I expect to see kids and moms at the pool in the summer..BUT to my surprise there was at least 15-20 house-wifes with no childs present just laying by the damn pool, drinking and chatting. I don't live in a country club so this caught me off guard.

If your wife's job is to sit at the pool all afternoon while you slave for the man. Tell her to get a damn job so next time you go out to eat she can pay.

Anyone of you huddlers feel the way I feel?

[teeray]

My wife's job is to fug me and make me pie. Everything else is a bonus.

[TheRealDeal]

My (soon to be) wife's job is to save people's lives, fug me, and make me better food than pie

Your wife sucks compared to mine (and I think Salty's)

[PanthaSan]

MamaSan dilligently watches Pablo the pool boy to make sure he gets ever leaf out.

I want to get my moneys worth.

[GritsRgreat]

my x wife is up to 200 pounds..

thats why she's my x wife.

[Hawk]

my wife would kick all your wives ass!!!

she works all day...harder than I do, that's for damn sure...then she comes home and makes supper and cleans the house. Takes care of the kids and then cleans some more. Then, she takes care of me...everyone happy.

[SCP]

my wife goes to work when I'm at work

that's how I roll

[Davidson Deac II]

My wife is a drug dealer.

[cookinwithgas]

pls provide contact info k pls thx

[Davidson Deac II]

pls provide contact info k pls thx

:)

Did I say dealer? I meant assistant pharmicist. :)

[charlotte49er]

I love those "stay at home soccer Moms". I go to the Condo's pool in the afternoon and just hang out. If their "Girl's Club" isn't there yet, they just pull up a chair and start chatting with me. Most of it is bitching about how their Husbands come home from work and do nothing but sit on the couch, turn on Sports Center and expect to be waited on!

All I have to do is sit there, pretend to be interested and occasionally say, "Men are pigs, you deserve better! Hand me your suntan lotion and I will run your back side with it." They always tell me how wonderful my hands are. I just tell that they have no idea! :biggrin5:

One of these days, I will take a blender and all the fixin's to make Margarita's with me. Treat the women to something besides sun tan lotion.

[Cat]

<----- Never worked full time per his request. I don't mind :) Of course our house is clean, laundry typically done and food in the fridge.

[Epistaxis]

My wife works way harder than me and gets paid well.

[MadHatter]

My wife's job is to spend all of my hard earned dollars....and she is damn good at it.