I just swallowed a fuging penis.

[Dpantherman]

Thread is useless without pics...

[Hawk]

if she was worth anything, she would!!!!!

[Floppin]

I know this because I had a friend who drank gasoline on accident twice in the same night while he was drunk.

They had been making molitov cocktails and someone left a bottle full of gas on a table full of empty beer bottles. My buddy picked it up later in the night when he was wasted thinking it was a full beer and took a huge swig. He realized it was beer and made himself throw up. Then he started hallucinating, and while tripping an hr later, found the SAME bottle and didn't realize it, but being thirsty and tripping a beer sounded good, so he took another huge swallow...

The doctors at the hospital told us what we should have done. Inducing vomiting was the worst thing you could have done apparently.

[Jangler]

Dilute with milk. DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING. Depending on how much you shallowed you may hallucinate. Have your wife keep an eye on you. If you just swallowed a tiny bit you'll be perfectly fine.

good time to try and drink a gallon.

[Future of the Funchise]

Go take a piss and hold a lighter at the tip of you dick... You know... Just to see what happens. Be sure to video document the event and post it on youtube.

[Davidson Deac II]

Why did you need to siphon in out before taking it to the shop? Just give it to them and say "hey, its still got some gas in it".

[Liminy]

good time to try and drink a gallon.

Not a good Idea, me and a girl drank a gallon between each other during a race against two other people. I puked right after, and then had the absolute worst farts I have ever experienced in my life. I literally stunk up the entire house from my bedroom.

[Jangler]

I guess he's dead.

[Jangler]

Not a good Idea, me and a girl drank a gallon between each other during a race against two other people. I puked right after, and then had the absolute worst farts I have ever experienced in my life. I literally stunk up the entire house from my bedroom.

[hank pimple butt]

must be nice to be rich enough to afford to drink gasoline.

[Chaos]

I guess he's dead.

He will be missed.

Dibs on his swag and pi.

[Jase]

gasoline is a weird name for a dude.

[Hawk]

He will be missed.

Dibs on his swag and pi.

all swag flows through me...you can have the worthless pi

[Chaos]

all swag flows through me...you can have the worthless pi

must spread swag. Sorry man, I tried to reroute it to you.