Would You Rather...? (Taken from The Chive)

[teeray]

1. Cotton Candy - unless it is Zooey Daschanel's character from "Elf"

2. Super Bowl tickets- tough one.

3. Easiest choice- I would turn down sex from any human being/alien/animal to see a live T-Rex surf on a great white shark.

4. Arianny Celeste- I have know idea who this is but I have no beef with Beiber.

5. Miley Cyrus- It's a party in the USA!! Getting hit by a car sucks.

6. Kristen Stewart- For some reason she does it for me. I think it is from Adventureland. A fast riser in my top ten... and my pants.

7. Bill mother fuggin Murray- I love some Scarlett but it is Bill motherfugging Murray.

8. home theater- then watch Easy A and **** it. Best of both worlds.

9. light sabre- I was going to say Olivia Munn until I saw the picture of the guy lighting his cigarette with a light saber and I thought to myself "that is hella cool!!"

10. Alison Brie- from community NOT Alison Brie from Mad Men

11. Shakira- I always type her name one handed

12. Arcade- Emmanuelle Chriqui is overrated and arcades are underrated.

13. Jessica Rabbit- side note; the only cartoon I have ever masturbated to although the girl bunny from Looney Tunes once gave me a semi.

14. Kathy Bates- I have hit worse

15. Delorean- Everytime someone gets in the Delorean I will say "Roads?? Where we are going we don't need roads!"

[Guest]

14. Kathy Bates- I have hit worse

:lol:

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

Zooey

Super Bowl

Emma

Arianny

Miley

Oil Cow

Scarlett

Theater

Olivia

Food

Shakira

Arcade

Katy

fug this one. Kathy Bates would kill my ass, and I'd kill my ass with a 5 year hangover.

Time Machine.

[Chaos]

I'll take all the ladies for the one-nighter, except for the time machine and SB tickets for life. I'd get mad pussy by having SB tickets for life and a time machine anyway.

[bleys]

1. Cotton Candy - unless it is Zooey Daschanel's character from "Elf"

wtf man... go to a carnival if you want some fuging cotton candy..

[Doyle]

wtf man... go to a carnival if you want some fuging cotton candy..

I'd take just about any piece over some cotton candy.

[teeray]

wtf man... go to a carnival if you want some fuging cotton candy..

Cotton Candy forever and whenever is very enticing. Plus I don't really think Zooey is that hot. If you replaced Zooey with Scarlett then I may not go with cotton candy. But between the choices I will take an infinite supply of cotton candy.

I think you forget how awesome cotton candy is. It is heaven on a stick... which ironically is exactly what your boyfriend said about you.

[bleys]

Cotton Candy forever and whenever is very enticing. Plus I don't really think Zooey is that hot. If you replaced Zooey with Scarlett then I may not go with cotton candy. But between the choices I will take an infinite supply of cotton candy.

I think you forget how awesome cotton candy is. It is heaven on a stick... which ironically is exactly what your boyfriend said about you.

I see you're jealous. don't be jealous..

[Dpantherman]

Question, once we make the choice do we get to keep it on the way down, is it all one and done?

[4Corners]

[YoungPanthers89]

THE GIRLS

ALL OF THEM

except maybe kristen stewart

[Jangler]

then everything on the right... I win.

[Dpantherman]

Zooey

SUPER BOWWLLLLL!!!!

Emma

Arianny

Miley (as long as she promises not to speak or sing)

Cow

SCARLET!!!!!

I just fugged Scarlet, I want Emma Stone, but a home theater is forever. Don't fuging judge me!!!!

Oliva

Alison

SHAKIRA!!!!

EMMA!!!!!

Katy Perry, fug Roger Rabbit

Kathy Bates (I'll take 1 hangover over 1,825)

Blake