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My dad tells this joke and found it online

Something to think about: Purchasing

The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship

it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

This is Heather.

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Leasing

On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker,

Kristen, an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night.

This is Kristen .

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Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years,

he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for sex every night for 5 years:

(a $41.7 million savings).

Value-added benefits are:

* a 22 year old

* no coaxing

* never a headache

* happily agrees to all requests

* no complaining

* no honey-do lists

* has two legs

Best of all, she leaves and comes back when asked.

All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.

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