So a random girl moved into my house

[4Corners]

the house average of attractiveness is probably around a 4.

[neverlosethefeeling]

I have the opposite problem. One of my roommates is messing around with a girl that goes to USC. She's easily an 8. We go to UNCC, so she usually just comes up on Saturdays or something if we throw a party.. not nearly often enough. I love to see that HPOA walking around my apartment and it needs to happen more.

[hepcat]

Gonna need to see a pic of her and you to be able to make a sound decision. You say she isn't attractive, but something tells me you are not Robert Redford either.

the house average of attractiveness is probably around a 4.

Haha, false. The girl I'm currently seeing says I'm a 7, and an 8 when I play shows. And she's a model. ;)

[lightsout]

Haha, false. The girl I'm currently seeing says I'm a 7, and an 8 when I play shows. And she's a model. ;)

Model? Well, that could be taken 1 or 2 ways. Allow me to demonstrate:

Model:

MODEL:

[mush]

I'd maybe get the other roommates together and tell him that if she's going to stay that she will have to pay a share of rent and bills for the inconvienence. Don't matter that she cleans or cooks. As for the dog, I'd say no way in hell but tell them that the pet deposit will have to be paid as it could cause y'all to get thrown out.

After you do this it won't be as appealing to stay there anymore for her.

[Jbro]

Haha, false. The girl I'm currently seeing says I'm a 7, and an 8 when I play shows. And she's a model. ;)

I love when people use the model card. Does modeling pay all of her bills, rent, insurance, savings etc? If not modeling is a hobby.

I shoot hoops yesterday that doesn't make me a bball player.

[Jangler]

Larry's evil conscience: fug her. fug her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.

Larry's good conscience: For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!

Larry's evil conscience: Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.

Larry's good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever... I'm proud of you, Lawrence.

Larry's evil conscience: You homo.

[ladypanther]

She may have saved you life (cleaning the kitchen). Might want to rethink.

[Miaoww]

She's about a 3. Ugly face, kind of pudgy body. Improves to a 5 when your drunk, still don't know why my roommate banged her. I think he was desperate. She's made a few meals and she can't cook for poo. I told her she sucks at cooking. If she could cook she would have scored some points with me.

Another thing, she's lived in Austin for over a year. She doesn't have a job, or a place to live. BUT she has a pretty nice and new car. So she's either just a leach moocher or a retarded idiot. Probably a little of both. I might adopt the dog though. She obviously can't take care of it.

You're such a classy guy.

[4Corners]

A woman who is ugly and can't cook is worthless

[Future of the Funchise]

favorite thread of the week

[hepcat]

She tagged along to a party my friends and I were going to on Fri night, there was a keg and the girl brought gin. I stopped at a gas station on the way and grabbed a six pack of some pretty nice beer for when the keg ran out. So we get there and keg is tapped within 15 minutes. She asks me for a beer and I said no, we don't have very much and you have gin.

She proceeds to throw a hissy fit and said "you're not good at sharing". I just about tore that bitch's head off. You're sleeping on my couch, eating my food, I'm taking care of your dog...and I'M NOT GOOD AT SHARING? fug that. We locked the house when we all left last night and left the dog in the backyard. Dog is still here and I don't think she came around last night, I'm not sure how this is gunna end.

[bleys]

She tagged along to a party my friends and I were going to on Fri night, there was a keg and the girl brought gin. I stopped at a gas station on the way and grabbed a six pack of some pretty nice beer for when the keg ran out. So we get there and keg is tapped within 15 minutes. She asks me for a beer and I said no, we don't have very much and you have gin.

She proceeds to throw a hissy fit and said "you're not good at sharing". I just about tore that bitch's head off. You're sleeping on my couch, eating my food, I'm taking care of your dog...and I'M NOT GOOD AT SHARING? fug that. We locked the house when we all left last night and left the dog in the backyard. Dog is still here and I don't think she came around last night, I'm not sure how this is gunna end.

sounds like a reality show in the making.. why the fug aren't you recording this?

[Jbro]

sounds like a reality show in the making.. why the f**k aren't you recording this?

Because he has not hired actors?