Best man one liners

[bleys]

"This guy chose ME, of all people, to be his best man.. HILARIOUS ISN'T IT!?"

[Jackofalltrades]

If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.

[Brad Samford]

"I'll never forget the day (friend's name) first saw (friend's bride). She walked in the room, and without missing a beat he looked at me and said 'I'm going to marry that woman some day.' And when I said 'Are you sure?' He said 'Damn straight. Look at her tits."

[RedMage138]

"I've always been told the best man's speech is supposed to last as long as the groom in bed, so... Thank you and good night!"

[CarolinaNCSU]

Watch Old School...quote it.

[Henne Given Sunday]

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend..

[lightsout]

"Hopefully she is able to give it to you tonight, because I rode the brakes off last night."

EDIT: Somebody beat me to it. Damn you, Kevin Greene.

[CarolinaAllDay]

Wedding tomorrow at 5. Let's hear some good one liners.

"thats what she said"

you'd definitely be remembered as a legend if you throw that gem out there.

[DC Amp]

Better you than me!

[Liminy]

"My wife likes to talk after sex, thats why she called me from Vegas." (Dangerfield)

"I was sober for thirteen years, then I turned fourteen." (Movie)

"I am coming up on my seventeenth anniversary. Can you believe I have been having sex with the same woman for seventeen years? If my wife found out she would kill me!"

These will work only if you have a band playing the reception and they have a drummer.