strip club experiences

[liljah8303]

Let's hear them...

[ThaJackal]

Saw a fight at Leather and Lace one time.

[pstall]

Started a bachelor party at Casa Gallaardo's(sp?). She was on the table dancing for us. She thought she recognized me and wanted us to meet her and some friends at a bar. My idiot friends were dead set on going to The Paper Doll. So away we go.

I was this close to hooking up with an extremely hot stripper. Then I started a riot with a bunch of asian dudes. Yes, like real Hollywood bar fights where stuff is flying and multiple people are fighting.

The owner and his main bouncer throw us out and I'm shaking the hand of the owner to show some respect and buy some mercy. He lets us leave and bans us for life.

Our ride was a van. It was modified for our buddy who was paralyzed from a freak football injury. He was TOO drunk to drive so we had to have two guys drive the van. One to steer and one to operate the other handles for brakes and gas. That was crazy.

Next thing I know we are at a club near our college and this chick who had this big crush on me was dancing with me and next thing I know I wake up in an ampitheater on campus while she is on top of me. I leave to go my car. I sit in the passenger seat for over an hour looking for my keys. Can't find them.

Walk to a friends house about 2 miles away and sleep in the family car in the driveway. Wake up, go back to my car in the am and my keys are on the passenger seat.

That was the one and only time I ever went to a strip club. Could never top it so why.

[Guest Irv]

i overdrew my credit card threw a strippers butt cheeks once.

[YourManInAmsterdam]

I love strip clubs as a whole, and have only had a couple of bad experiences out of the indeterminable amount of times I've gone.

When things have gone off the rails, it's usually been because of one person in the crowd. The friend who gets too drunk, the stripper who's having a bad night/life, the bartender who has his hand in the till. That kind of thing.

And strippers are no different than any other service profession. You have a treasured few who are excellent at their job and sometimes love it, a ton of mediocre ones who are just there for the paycheck, and quite a few who are terrible and have a chip on their shoulder.

If I had to make a guestimate, I'd say that 60%-70% of strippers are in that mediocre-excellent realm, and really just want to be treated fairly by customers. Pay the proper price without trying to negotiate, keep your hands to yourself, be polite, and enjoy yourself without being weird, and usually you'll also be treated well.

I will say that as a rule, I've found that strip club bouncers can be some of the most patient motherfuggers in the world. I suppose it comes with the territory.

[Floppin]

I have a strip club story but it wouldn't be as good unless I tell the story of the whole weekend. It's from 5 years ago and involves myself and 5 friends who drove down to Charlotte for the weekend to watch a panthers game. 2 Strip Clubs, Crack, an Escort Girl that shows up on crutches and a cast on one leg....etc. I might type it up later on when I have the time.

[boo7382]

no comment

[Zod]

You all pay to see naked women?

[Dpantherman]

Syphilis

[Panthro]

What's a strip club?

[Jbro]

you all pay to see naked women?

nyc then that shithole in NJ.....

[GSQUARED]

First time I ever went my friends bought me a private dance. I didn't know that they merged the songs together.

I had to pay for the other 5...

[j2sgam]

Up here its bathing suit bars, the best youre going to get is pasties out in P-town, no nekkids here in the Commonwealth... Doesnt do anything for me, but I used to have friends that would love to frequent these places. These places also have wet-t contests, give the dbags in the pervert pit some water bottles to squirt the girls, yous know.. So everybody is sprayin water all over the dancers, tits, stinkstar, va-j-j, everywhere. I started squirting this broad's toes and she got pissed, real mad. The madder she got, the more funny I found it. I can get slightly obnoxious when consuming alcohol. We ended up getting kicked out because of it...

Then ther was the time I was tto drunk to stand still and almost got into a fight for pissin all over some guy shoes. I was tryin to use the restroom and my aim kept going to the stall next to me. We ended up getting kicked out because of it...

I have a few more, but the all pretty much end with 'We ended up gettin kicked out because of it...'

[sharkkiller]

The only strip club I ever went to on a regular basis was Platinum Plus in Greenville, SC. And that was only for SIN (Service Industry Night) on Mondays. I told them I was a bartender at a friends bar and got in free, and they had $0.75 domestics and house liquors. We would get trashed on $20.

One night, I had a stripper who was high on something come over and sit in my lap talking. Next thing I know, she was passed out on top of me. She stayed there for about 10 minutes until one of the bouncers picked her up and took her into the back.

Another night, we kept buying screwdrivers 20 at a time until the owner came and told us we couldn't have that many on the table at a time. There were 4 of us drinking, but I really don't know how many we had each by the end of the night. We stayed there for about 5 hours. The strippers finally realized we were not there for them and left us alone. One of them came by and said, "This is not just a bar for drinking. You are supposed to be paying attention to us. Go to a regular bar if all you are going to do is drink." I told her, "Show me another bar with no cover and $0.75 drinks, and we will go there instead."