If you think your life sucks

[The Saltman]

Read some of these..

He just wants to stick it in (1/4/10) - Anonymous, Age 40, Arizona

I guess I'm supposed to be happy that he has a job. The father of my kids never did, but now my second husband does and people act like I'm supposed to just be glad that I've got a man with a job. I'm miserable. The sex is horrible. It was only 10 years ago, after the kids' father and I broke up that I even had my first orgasm. It was like a sexual awakening. But what was the point with little limp ass dick around? I can't even get laid right, not even once. That orgasm was SELF induced. I feel like I'm in my sexual prime and in some sort of prison. I want to be touched, lusted after. This has nothing to do with love. My husband loves me. He's a loving, faithful man. But that's part of the problem. He won't even try to give me any pleasure sexually. And the attempts he rarely makes are feeble at best. He just wants to stick it in and doesn't care if I orgasm or not. He will sometimes apologize for being so quick but isn't willing to do a damn thing about it. I'm so miserable. Is it wrong to just want a real live sexy man to fug your brains out and make you feel attractive and sexy just once in your fuging life?

Wife is a fat, lazy stoner (1/4/10) - Chris, Age 55, California

My personal life is a living nightmare. I have been married 27 years, have three kids and am eligible for retirement in one month. My wife is 130 pounds overweight, smokes pot all day, is slovenly, lazy, has been sexually dysfunctional for the last 12 years and has no interest in keeping a clean house. Our two cats and one dog roam freely inside and out. Cat fur is all over everything, including food stuffs in the kitchen, stuck to grease on the stovetop, on the floor, etc. She is in a major depression and completely out of reality, unable to function normally, and shows no interest in anything other than to make sure I get something to eat each day. What happens when I retire?

Avoid women from Florence, KY - Danny, Age 27, Massachusetts

I am a college graduate and a military officer. I met this piece of white trash in Kentucky, and knocked her up the one time I fuged her. Since I'm in the military, this bitch is guaranteed child support, which I'm sure she spends on Ho-Ho's and scratch tickets instead of our daughter. Her family hates me, and I have to jump through my ass just to see my kid. Needless to say, this is putting a dent in my financial situation. The moral of the story is: avoid women from Florence, KY.

http://www.mymiserablelife.com/

[GritsRgreat]

<-- Life is good :D

[The Saltman]

lol

I have porno on the web - Laura, Age 20

I am 20 years old and have porno on the web. I was lured in by the money factor and never got paid. I got fired from my real job. I am too poor to afford a lawyer and have to just deal with it, because that's what you do. I hate myself and I don't like people very much anymore. I see no point in existing, and I am a fuged-up loser. It sucks being attractive. All you get are men wanting to cum in your mouth and women wanting to kill you. Life is fun and reproducing is very important so we can continue this beautiful positive thing.

[Darth Biscuit]

Salty, you got Laura's phone #?

[Panthro]

Read some of these..

http://www.mymiserablelife.com/

:cool:

[The Saltman]

good try, my wife is 32

[Murph]

...and still will not befriend me on facebook.

[CLTPanther]

Someone should have told Danny that condoms are cheaper than trailer park kids from KY

[Ja Rhule]

Wonder what Saltman was searching for when he came across this website.

[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

Wow I didn't even know that site was still around

[Ja Rhule]

Salty, you got Laura's phone #?

Dude... Laura and Salty are the same people.

[Cat]

Jesus that poo is depressing.

[chef17]

Vitiligo, agoraphobia, and a cheating girlfriend (1/4/10) - James, Age 22, Australia

During my formative years, my mother was a violent/suicidal alcoholic and my father avoided coming home at night like the plague. I pissed the bed until I was 12. I almost died when I was 8 due to a severe kidney infection and when I was 9 I developed vitiligo - an autoimmune condition that causes you to lose pigmentation of the skin. Not only that, but it spread to my penis, which did wonders for my self-esteem. I started a long-term relationship with a woman who treated me like poo and cheated on me two months in, but spared me the info for a year, so by then it was a lot harder to just move on. My family moved to another state, my dog died, and then I developed panic disorder and agoraphobia (can't leave the house). Since then things have only gone downhill I now have major depression, my girlfriend is becoming ever more distant, and we haven't had sex in almost 6 months. I have no friends, no job, and no life.

The fug?

[TruCatzFan]

This is by far the funniest one!!! I almost pissed my pants at the end... Don't ruin it, read the whole thing...

Bitched at 24/7 by parents (1/4/10)*- *Casey, Age 14, California

My parents - aka, the bitches - fuging told me that I wasn't to go on the computer any day of the week including weekends, I can't step outside of my house except for school and after school (which I have every fuging day of the week including weekends once again), I cannot use my phone after ten (it has to be stored away under the bitches' bed). They make me practice the piano a good three times a day and don't give a damn that I have homework to do. I can't even go to soccer practice anymore and soccer's my life, completely and wholly. I get bitched at 24/7 and am blamed for being the fuged-up, no-good child just because, and I quote, I "don't smile enough," and am apparently "unappreciative of all the money wasted on me." WTF? I don't even complain and get straight A's. What the hell do they want from me? I get 5 hours of sleep every single night. Maybe I could put up with this, but guess what? I'm too fuging ugly. My life is fuged and so is my face.