Johnny Rockets...

[mr beauxjangles]

Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb said he didn't know a game could end in a tie. He thought the term "sudden death" meant getting traded to Detroit.

Football fans are still reacting to Donovan McNabb's comments about black QBs facing more scrutiny than white QB's. Tim Couch, Joey Harrington, Danny Wuerffel, David Carr, and Ryan Leaf were unavailable for comment.

*hat tip to Steve Hofstetter*

[R0CKnR0LLA]

This just in... The Eagles team is reportedly excited to open their season on the road. One player noted, "We love playing on the road, there's a much lower chance that we get booed."

[PanthaSan]

This just in... The Eagles team is reportedly excited to open their season on the road. One player noted, "We love playing on the road, there's a much lower chance that we get booed."

[SMACKDAB]

There will be massive amounts of cooked bird for this game in every nook and cranny of every tailgate lot in Charlotte, and every backyard in the Carolina States.

Fowl beware, for thou art being a hunted for the kill.

[Lone Buc Fan]

Awesome smack talk in this post, you guys might aswell keep your mouth shut when your speaking about trolling and whining in every other post then.

Yup, considering what your doing is trolling xD

[Panthro]

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[Johnny Rockets]

still too early.....

[Panthro]

[Acewalker]

Sup Jeremy Maclin?

[Matt Foley]

Is it too early to call him out?????

Can anyone photoshop this with a Panthers shirt?

[PantherPride8952]

Is it just me or does that kid look like Jon Gruden after we beat the Buc's 38-23 on MNF last season?

[PhillyB]

Sup Jeremy Maclin?

this wouldnt be as funny if it werent so damn TRUE!

[Darth Biscuit]

Can anyone photoshop this with a Panthers shirt?

Yes... but why?

[Matt Foley]

Yes... but why?

I promise not to use it on the Huddle. It would make about 10 sportswriters laugh their butts off.