Jump to content
  • Welcome!

    Register and log in easily with Twitter or Google accounts!

    Or simply create a new Huddle account. 

    Members receive fewer ads , access our dark theme, and the ability to join the discussion!

     

Jimmy Clausen Locked In Brutal Twitter War With Supercuts


Recommended Posts

LOL hilarious.

Two things:

1) Jimmy makes millions. Why is he going to express haircut spots?

2) Any of these type of places - Fantastic Sams, Great Clips, Supercuts, Sportsclips, etc. only know one type of haircut, so he should've known better. Here is an exchange on any given visit at any one of these places:

Hairbutcher: Hey, what can I do for you today?

Customer: Well, I was looking for something about medium length, shorter on the sides, longer on top... you know, to give me enough to style but cleaned up.

HB: Yeah yeah, totally. So, do you usually use clippers or shears for the sides?

C: Shears.

HB: Cool. You ready?

C: Sure.

*immediate click is heard from clippers turning on and they are placed quickly on customer's dome piece*

*customer doesn't want to be rude so he remains patient, believing the hairbutcher knows best and can achieve the same effect*

(15 minutes later)

HB: how does it look?

C: Great! Thanks! (hoping that is enough to get him out of the seat so he can get home and shave the rest himself)

HB: Is that short enough for you?

C: Yup.

HB: Well, let me even it up, hold on...

(hairbutcher proceeds to cut another 2/3 of an inch of hair off customers lettuce unevenly with divots and spots throughout)

HB: How is that?

C: Awesome, thanks.

HB: so, do you want to make your next appointment with us now or...

C: I'll just call to make my next appointment, thanks.

(customer walks out to car to stare at his lettuce in disgust, he was given the official haircut of express cutters everywhere: "The German SS Officer")

Link to comment
Share on other sites

They are Huddlers fool! Why would they not troll this place?

So they should get Joe Person on? Watch ESPN for Panther news...they have a show every day and its the dead part of the NFL season...

Its dead here and huddlers are trolling twitter for Clausen tweets...please kill me now*.

*ninjas cannot be killed silly.

He is in need of a head tatoo.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

They are Huddlers fool! Why would they not troll this place?

So they should get Joe Person on? Watch ESPN for Panther news...they have a show every day and its the dead part of the NFL season...

Its dead here and huddlers are trolling twitter for Clausen tweets...please kill me now*.

*ninjas cannot be killed silly.

No sh|t, they are members to troll for info for their show.....which is sort of backwards...its all the same crap being flung in both directions.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.


  • PMH4OWPW7JD2TDGWZKTOYL2T3E.jpg

  • Topics

  • Posts

    • It’s wild to me that so many of you guys are threatened by the idea of an opposing team fan who is polite in 2025. He’s been posting here on and off for years, usually when our teams play each other which hasn’t been for a while. I’d maybe understand this treatment if it was a falcons or saints fan, but packers fans in general are one of the nicer fan bases as long as you aren’t another NFC north team (especially the bears).   
    • Some players excel on the big stage, while others freeze and succumb to the pressure. I’m not convinced Cam took a dive. I think he didn’t handle the stage very well. The pressure got to him and he folded. He wouldn’t be the first quarterback or player to struggle in a Super Bowl. Two HOF examples - John Elway and Jim Kelly. The 2002 MVP, Rich Gannon, threw 5 interceptions against the Bucs. Poor performances happen.  Unless of course you believe all these players threw the games they played in, but if that occurred, surely someone by now would have admitted taking a dive? 🤷‍♂️
    • It was always a matter of time with Cam’s playing style and a shorter shelf life than passers that protect themselves. I suppose Cam could have still been playing in 2028 ten years after the hit took place, but he would need to have evolved as a quarterback and become more of a passer than the dual threat maestro he was. It’s sad because it makes us think of what could have been, but I do feel it was always a matter of time until all the hits took their toll.
×
×
  • Create New...