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Jimmy Clausen Locked In Brutal Twitter War With Supercuts


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LOL hilarious.

Two things:

1) Jimmy makes millions. Why is he going to express haircut spots?

2) Any of these type of places - Fantastic Sams, Great Clips, Supercuts, Sportsclips, etc. only know one type of haircut, so he should've known better. Here is an exchange on any given visit at any one of these places:

Hairbutcher: Hey, what can I do for you today?

Customer: Well, I was looking for something about medium length, shorter on the sides, longer on top... you know, to give me enough to style but cleaned up.

HB: Yeah yeah, totally. So, do you usually use clippers or shears for the sides?

C: Shears.

HB: Cool. You ready?

C: Sure.

*immediate click is heard from clippers turning on and they are placed quickly on customer's dome piece*

*customer doesn't want to be rude so he remains patient, believing the hairbutcher knows best and can achieve the same effect*

(15 minutes later)

HB: how does it look?

C: Great! Thanks! (hoping that is enough to get him out of the seat so he can get home and shave the rest himself)

HB: Is that short enough for you?

C: Yup.

HB: Well, let me even it up, hold on...

(hairbutcher proceeds to cut another 2/3 of an inch of hair off customers lettuce unevenly with divots and spots throughout)

HB: How is that?

C: Awesome, thanks.

HB: so, do you want to make your next appointment with us now or...

C: I'll just call to make my next appointment, thanks.

(customer walks out to car to stare at his lettuce in disgust, he was given the official haircut of express cutters everywhere: "The German SS Officer")

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They are Huddlers fool! Why would they not troll this place?

So they should get Joe Person on? Watch ESPN for Panther news...they have a show every day and its the dead part of the NFL season...

Its dead here and huddlers are trolling twitter for Clausen tweets...please kill me now*.

*ninjas cannot be killed silly.

He is in need of a head tatoo.

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They are Huddlers fool! Why would they not troll this place?

So they should get Joe Person on? Watch ESPN for Panther news...they have a show every day and its the dead part of the NFL season...

Its dead here and huddlers are trolling twitter for Clausen tweets...please kill me now*.

*ninjas cannot be killed silly.

No sh|t, they are members to troll for info for their show.....which is sort of backwards...its all the same crap being flung in both directions.

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