Top Five Things You Hate To Hear Your Wife/gf Say.....

[Zod]

"so I went through your browser history...."

[Scrumtrilescent]

Incognito mode, J-Dogg!

[Panthro]

Overhearing this phone conversation

"Yeah we are completely open this weekend. That sounds like fun...I'll let Casey know"

[charlotte49er]

Overhearing this phone conversation

"Yeah we are completely open this weekend. That sounds like fun...I'll let Casey know"

My ex-fiancee was always volunteering me and my big @$$ truck to help her friends and family. :angry: (And of course, they never paid for fuel or my time.)

(I had a 4WD, club cab, dually with a full 8' bed! 19.5 feet long bumper to bumper! 6.5 turbo diesel with Granny Gear. I could pull stumps with that thing!)

[Iceberg Slim]

Can you run to the store for me?

[Ivan The Awesome]

After eating meeting up for drinks and a meal.

"You got this right?"

Come to think of it. She never paid for food...oh what the fug man!

[AKPantherFan]

Im out of tampons..........

[Davidson Deac II]

"Honey, please don't be mad at me".

Followed by, "I backed my car up and hit your car". .

[Razzy]

Currently single as of a few months ago, so I'll use my last gf:

1) You never listen to my opinions and what I want to do when we decide to go out.

2) You never make decisions and plan things when we decide to go out.

3) I need more time to myself right now, you've been a bit emotionally pushy.

4) Why don't we spend more time together?

5) You aren't trying in this relationship.

[SN03]

1. "I'm falling in love with you."

[Mrs Pantherfan]

So basically....ya'll hate it when we open our mouth to speak at all....am I right??

[Darth Biscuit]

"Honey, please don't be mad at me".

Followed by, "I backed my car up and hit your car". .

Followed by, "I backed my car up and hit ___________". .

you car...

the trash can...

someone else's car...

the curb...

the tree...

the basketball goal...

You name it, mine's hit it...

[Iceberg Slim]

So basically....ya'll hate it when we open our mouth to speak at all....am I right??

No,we love to hear questions like, would you like a sammich :D

[Guest]

So basically....ya'll hate it when we open our mouth to speak at all....am I right??

Opening mouth to speak = no.

Opening mouth for other things = yes.