What's In Your Pockets?

[SN03]

umm....

[Scrumtrilescent]

He's the most accessorized Assistant Manager at Home Depot in the US.

[SN03]

He's the most accessorized Assistant Manager at Home Depot in the US.

I was gonna say to be so prepared you'd think he'd have a condom or two but then I caught myself. Mkes sense.

[Ivan The Awesome]

Cash - straight hundreds most times, AMEX Black card (aka Centurion Card), iphone, condoms (2 - one that is a glow in the dark and one that is ribbed for her pleasure), gum (Wrigley's 5 Solstice flavor), keys, and hair gel.

Given your name, I would have thought you'd have a rocket in your pocket.

[mmmbeans]

umm....

i really want to believe that's satire.

[Jase]

Given your name, I would have thought you'd have a rocket in your pocket.

I was surprised there was only one container of hair gel.

[Zcustom]

Car Keys, cell phone, pen

calm down now

[sharkkiller]

Wallet, keys, cellphone, lighter, smokes, random amounts of change.

[Mother Grabber]

I used to have a Leatherman tool, until TSA took it.

[mmmbeans]

well... they don't allow knives on planes.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

what??!! really??? since when????

[DC Amp]

I carry nothing in my pockets, can't stand to have anything on me like rings, chains, watch, phone etc. especially nothing in my pockets, If it isn't my clothes, it ain't on me.

[pOpCoRnPoPpEr]

Brass

[Hotsauce]

nobody keeps guns?