The Mitch Hedberg thread

[FurdTurgason]

Damn I wish this guy was still around...

[Hotsauce]

Funny guyyyy

[j2sgam]

2 of my favorites of his: I can read minds... Doesnt matter though 'cause Im illiterate....

I am against picketing. I just dont know how to show it....

[Scrumtrilescent]

Listening to Smackie the Frog on iheartradio right now.

[Captain Morgan]

My apartment is infested with koala bears.

[CarolinaNCSU]

Sadly never really heard much of his stuff before, just knew the name. That video had me laughing though.

[Captroop]

I never got a hole-in-one in golf, but I did hit a guy...which is a much more satisfying accomplishment.

You're supposed to yell "Fore" but I was too busy saying, "There's no way it's going to hit him."

[FurdTurgason]

I never got a hole-in-one in golf, but I did hit a guy...which is a much more satisfying accomplishment.

You're supposed to yell "Fore" but I was too busy saying, "There's no way it's going to hit him."

LMAO. I can relate to that one.

[mmmbeans]

i saw his last show. :(

[lightsout]

An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You'll never see an "escalator temporarily out of service" sign. You'll see a "escalator temporary stairs; sorry for the convenience".

The "Phil" heckler on his last CD was hilarious too. Too lazy to youtube it, but it's a great bit.

[-13 Amp-]

Hey want some more homemade sprite? NOT TILL YOU FIND OUT WHAT THE fug ELSE IS IN IT...

[j2sgam]

Funny that he had stage fright... You can see his nervousness in them 6 minutes...

From wiki:

Hedberg was interviewed by Jonathan Davis in the December 2001 issue of Penthouse. In the interview, published three years before his death, he was asked "If you could choose, how would you end your life?" His response was "First, I'd want to get famous, and then I'd overdose. If I overdosed at this stage in my career, I would be lucky if it made the back pages."

Wow.

[the butch]

LMAO. I can relate to that one.

ditto. old guys are funny with their pitching wedges, argyle socks, legend of bagger vance knee knockers, and golf cart.

[FurdTurgason]

I had a parrot and it talked. But it never said "I'm hungry, so it died."