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Deangelo Unleashed - Win this photo


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In honor of his restructuring, I am giving way an exclusive print of this photo featuring Deangelo Williams...

 

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Deangelo WIlliams

 

What do you need to do to win?

 

Make me laugh.

 

Post something in this topic that will make me literally laugh out loud.

 

I will mark the winner as "answered" tomorrow.

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Yes! bad joke time!  Here we go:

 

Mhatma Gandhi went barefoot most of the time, as you probably knew, which caused him to develop many very painful calluses all over his feet.  he also ate very little, which made him frail and gave him bad breath. All this together made him.... wait for it..... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!

 

I can come up with worse.....

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It's a warm summer day and an elderly gentleman and his wife are driving down the highway. They are in the midst of a heated argument; his wife has accused him of adultery. Although he is vigilantly defending his honor she is convinced that he has been cheating on her. Back and forth they shout, getting louder and angrier and more upset with each exchange. Eventually his wife's anger boils over and in a fit of rage she reaches over, pulls his penis out, slices it off and hurls it out the window of the speeding car.

Meanwhile, a middle-aged man is driving down the same highway with his six year old daughter. All of a sudden a bloody severed penis flies out of nowhere and SMACKS against the windshield, where it flops around for a few seconds before flying off to the side.

The young girl jumps forward in her seat, startled, and exclaims "Oh, my GOSH!!! Daddy, what was that?"

The father panics: his daughter is still too young and innocent to learn about such things as penises. He thinks quickly and tells her "Don't worry, sweetie. It was just a bug."

"Oh, okay Daddy" she responds, and they continue on their way. After a few minutes of silence the little girl looks up at her father and asks "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"

 

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