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One day I was outside with my dog scooby. Scoob is an Australian Shepard and  a horny son of a bitch, but to make matters worse he's also a retarded son of a bitch.  I've seen Scooby try to hump bicycles, couches, and countless legs. But all of that pales in compassion to yesterday. My neighbors lab seen me outside and came running over to play with me. That was not a good decision, as I seen Scooby get the look in his eyes. Before I could react Scooby had hooked his paws around the lab's neck and started humping away at his head. The lab looked at me with what can only be described as a look of pure terror as Scooby's pecker slid across his face. 

 

I swear to God, I've never laughed so hard in my life and it's a true story. 

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One day I was outside with my dog scooby. Scoob is an Australian Shepard and  a horny son of a bitch, but to make matters worse he's also a retarded son of a bitch.  I've seen Scooby try to hump bicycles, couches, and countless legs. But all of that pales in compassion to yesterday. My neighbors lab seen me outside and came running over to play with me. That was not a good decision, as I seen Scooby get the look in his eyes. Before I could react Scooby had hooked his paws around the lab's neck and started humping away at his head. The lab looked at me with what can only be described as a look of pure terror as Scooby's pecker slid across his face. 

 

I swear to God, I've never laughed so hard in my life and it's a true story. 

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