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So.. I'm about to finish a fifth of jack daniels in an hour

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Last year I got some free box tickets for Dolphins vs Panthers game. I told my friend to be at the stadium around 5pm because game started at 7:30pm. I told him to bring a bottle of jack because there be other huddlers helping us drink. My friend showed up around 6:40pm and none if the huddlers wanted to drink jack (u can ask JR, I kept asking him to help us). So we had 30 minutes before we had to go. We started chugging jack like crazy. 2 of us almost finished the bottle in 20 minutes. I do not remember how I got to the stadium, I do not remember the game nor how I got home... Apparently I ate nachos with extra jalapeños during the game (so my wife said) cause I poo fire the next morning.

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Salute fug, way to be... Ive done it almost solo in a night, not fuggin with your time constraint......

 

I brought a pint of Gentleman Jack to the 'Skins game 2 years ago. Opened it & threw away the cap figuring Id get some help drinkin it. I tried to share, er'rybody kept sayin "No".... So, I drank it... Then proceeded to 'BOOOO' every Redskin jersey I saw. biscuit said I pissed off the skins fan sittin behind us really bad. I do not recall that....

 

Lesson learned: The Huddle tailgate dont like teh whiskey....

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