Fua is GONE!

[Captain Obvious]

<<<<<<---------Takes off skates and burns them in honor of Fua being released. May he take all the skates with him when he goes. 

[MHS831]

Here is what this means:

 

1. Our LBs can stop doing the lateral agility drills over super-sized blocking dummies.

2. Godfrey can now roam the secondary without having his vision blocked by the back of a DT's head.

3. Opponents will have to block our NT with a linemen instead of an H-back or RB

4. When an opposing RB slips and falls down, there will be nobody to take credit for the tackle.

5. On third and 2, the sideline crews will wait until after the play to change the down on the Line of Scrimmage pole to "1".

6. Our Nose tackle will start wearing cleats instead of skates.

7. (should have stopped at 5, this is getting hard, but I am all in) There will be a line outside of BOA stadium of fans lining up to get a refund on their Fua jerseys.

8. Fua asked to convert to OT to avoid being cut; Chandler shouted "hold up!" from the distance.

9. The equipment manager will no longer have to clean grass stains off the back of Fua's jersey and pants.

10. Fua was also informed that he will no longer get workout bonuses from the Bucs, Saints, and Falcons.

[KillerKat]

I'm glad this P.O.S. is gone. He was the worst player on our team.

[panthernation23]

I'm glad this P.O.S. is gone. He was the worst player on our team.

 

 

clausen says what about me

[KillerKat]

clausen says what about me

He's right behind Fua

[KendrickPanther]

I wonder how many threads will be made when you guys lose your jobs.

[panthernation23]

I wonder how many threads will be made when you guys lose your jobs.

 

not worried bout it unless i decide to fire myself

[Strawman]

I vote the profanity filter be changed so that instead of fug, it says Fua.

[Krucid]

Hell yes, about damn time.

[Sasquatch]

Pretty sure it doesn't count against the cap.

 

Salary while he's on IR does, though.

 

If we pay him anything, it'll count. Generally, injury settlements are lower than salaries so the team will likely get some cap space back, barring proration impacts.

[Mr. Scot]

Thanks :)

[panther4life]

Seattle had to scrap the fua package(runs up the gut) in the even he played any snaps..

 

 

[Rules&Regulations]

Finally! Just...finally.

[Guest Irv]