Matt Ryan's thoughts on facing the Kraken again...

[KJ89]

I even tried Clorox Disinfect Wipes but all it did was clog the toilet

[Argus Plexus]

I have minimal skids but its impossible to eliminate completely.

[wine-o and cheese-doodle]

Actually, when a man sits on the edge of the bed with the lights out and takes off his shoes, he stands up and drops his britches , the little woman takes a flashlight  out and checks the stain to make sure its the right man getting in bed. Its like a signature to her. she would know that skidder anywhere.

[RoaringRiot]

I've seen that pic before ;)

[Mr. Scot]

What's the deal with women's asses being so much more cleaner than men's? Is it my ass hair? Because I wear loose boxers, wipe, and then bidet or moist towelette, and skid marks are seemingly unavoidable. My lady wears thongs that are literally up her ass for twelve hours a day and there is nary a blemish.

 

 

I have pondered this for so long.

 

God designed them to be beautiful, exquisite creatures whose image inspires all who see them.

 

God designed us to be...well...men :unsure:

 

 

[Mother Grabber]

not quite what I was expecting when I opened this thread, but I must say that it's one of my favorites in a long time.

[Nate Dogg]

Uncle Wet Poots, on 01 Nov 2013 - 1:41 PM, said:

All my undies have permant brown streaks in them that notbing will get out. One time my ex was giving me a big/hj. I was sitting on the edge if her bed and she was on her knees on the floor. Afterwords I stood up and the was a long brown streak on her bed sheet. So embarrassing

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I almost couldn't contain myself at work when I read this.

[Rubi]

All my undies have permant brown streaks in them that notbing will get out. One time my ex was giving me a big/hj. I was sitting on the edge if her bed and she was on her knees on the floor. Afterwords I stood up and the was a long brown streak on her bed sheet. So embarrassing

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This can't be real lol

[Gabeking]

All my undies have permant brown streaks in them that notbing will get out. One time my ex was giving me a big/hj. I was sitting on the edge if her bed and she was on her knees on the floor. Afterwords I stood up and the was a long brown streak on her bed sheet. So embarrassing

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I'm seriously considering putting this in my sig

[Argus Plexus]

The Huddle has been on a roll lately. Best football message board on the planet hands down.

[Darknight]

what the actual fug is going on in this thread lol

[ncsu12engr]

This might be thread of the year. 

[Nate Dogg]

I wonder if any of the players check the huddle?

[jayflip]

That's why I buy black or dark blue boxer briefs. Provides the freedom I crave but the comfort I need, all while effectively hiding any and all poo residue from an unsuspecting lover.