Miami DolFans, Epindadas, and the Gordo Gringo

[Dex]

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Those toilet seats are usually so cold that it makes you feel like your balls have just went through mitosis and merged into one another, creating an Elite Alpha Nut..

I used one of them paper ass gaskets.

[Chaos]

I used one of them paper ass gaskets.

 

It would be difficult to drop a deuce with a million people in the bathroom with me, stall walls be damned.  Big props to you, unless it was either that or shyt yourself.

[Dex]

It would be difficult to drop a deuce with a million people in the bathroom with me, stall walls be damned. Big props to you, unless it was either that or shyt yourself.

Got in an hour and a half before the game! Girlfriend wanted to get beer I was like "fug OUT THE WHEY NEED TO DROP ONE!"

[DecrypticShadow]

Got in an hour and a half before the game! Girlfriend wanted to get beer I was like "fug OUT THE WHEY NEED TO DROP ONE!"

 

Drunk dookies are the best... Dem SOB's come out solid as a Mug Fugga...

[SCP]

Not all of South Florida can look like Wellington, Boca Raton, downtown Delray, South Beach, etc. Palm Beach I'll admit is a gamble. It can get ugly real quick. I tend to stay away from West Palm Beach as much as possible. The further in you go, the closer you are to finding a bullet.

I used to live off State Road 7 in Coconut Creek. I liked it out there. Was close to an Ale House and the Sawgrass Expwy so I could get to anywhere I needed to be relatively quickly.

[!stUp]

Landed in Miami from Charlotte at about 7pm. Have yet to meet a dolphin fan. I am wearing my panther gear, and everyone I talk to is a fan of another team. Sad dolphin fans down here.

 

Question: Is there ANYBODY left in the fuging north? I'm coming to work yesterday sporting my Panther jacket and a co-worker of mine (from somewhere in the rust-belt) says. "Youz guyz are pretty fawking good this yia", which according to my Yankee translation app means the Panthers are kicking ass.

[FattyFatFat]

The thing about pooping in the Everglades, is that it would actually improve the smell.

[SCP]

Coconut Creek is very nice. I like it too. It's a charming little city. It ain't Miami but Creek has some bangin Brazilian babes nowadays.

Carolina Ale House? Their food is decent.

No bro, Miller's Boca Ale House.

[KendrickPanther]

The worst is standing in the urinal line. Drunk dudes finish their business and fall on you on their way out. Dirty hands and all.

[KendrickPanther]

Question: Is there ANYBODY left in the fuging north? I'm coming to work yesterday sporting my Panther jacket and a co-worker of mine (from somewhere in the rust-belt) says. "Youz guyz are pretty fawking good this yia", which according to my Yankee translation app means the Panthers are kicking ass.

 

Lots of ethnics in the north. I lived in New Jersey a very long time ago. The Indians came in and bought out every business, every house in the town. There's so many damned people up there.

[TheMaulClaw]

It would be difficult to drop a deuce with a million people in the bathroom with me, stall walls be damned.  Big props to you, unless it was either that or shyt yourself.

 

Nobody wants to be in the situation where they have to take a crud in a stadium bathroom packed at halftime.  But if there's no avoiding it......you gotta commit to the action.   If I didn't have a choice I'd do it proudly.  I wouldn't even try to avoid toilet bowl farts.  I'd yell "Go Panthers!" right before I flushed. Then after the flush I'd yell "Hey everyone  we just beat the Browns! Give me a WOOOOOO!"  Then I'd go wash my hands and give everyone elbow pounds on my way out.