Dat Alice makes a thread on Saints Report.

[PhillyB]

So I was meandering around Saints Report dot com a bit ago and came across this absolute gold mine of a thread. Our old pal Dat Alice has a comedic meltdown on the main page, spewing bitter tears across Metarie, LA's interwebs. He's changed his name to BigSaintsFan9 (lololololol) and as you can see from the following screen cap he's about as popular with his own fanbase as he is with ours.

 

As you can also see, we probably won't be hearing from him again. Fare thee well, Alejandro, portly chum, we won't miss you at all.

 

[PhillyB]

mods, keep this on the main page plz. like heads of criminals impaled upon london bridge, let this act of gutless surrender and fomenting cowardice serve as a warning token to all who consider capitulation

[SgtJoo]

What a bandwagoning shitlord.

[PhillyB]

it got shut down pretty quickly by a mod

 

[Fan01]

If he thinks the Cowboys are going to treat him better as a fan he's in for a very rude surprise.  

[Lemory]

So fatty is switching from one poo franchise to another? Fail! (you see what I did there?)

[Rags]

"Panthers terrible defense."

 

"Panthers are mediocre."

 

lmao

[mrford]

so he hated the saints end of geme breakdown, so hes going to become a cowboys fan? lol what? thats like saying bleach is too toxic to drink and instead drinking draino.

[ed bell]

What SgtJ00 said

[Mother Grabber]

what a hilarious temper tantrum that was. he's probably only been a Taints fan since 2006, so I doubt they'll miss him. Funny thing is, he still thinks he's going back to the Cowboys under Jimmy Johnson. what a douche.

[ed bell]

Lol at Cowboys deserving fan adoration... What a POS

[Camsfanclub]

She/he is one of the most pathetic people ive ever seen. They desperately crave attention with obvious holes/lies in their story. They live in a fantasy world far separate from our home and are probably locked up in a mental institution somewhere. 

[bigskypanthersguy]

So somehow he's not as genuine as he claims?  Stunning.

[ajax4132]

piece of poo bandwagon fan, no team deserves that person for a fan