Official Huddle Playoff Tickets Contest #2 - Pure Poetry

[Zod]

The roar of the crowd

screams, yells, chants

Kaep, he hears them

then craps in his pants.

 

 

 

[Captain Obvious]

Niners  yelling to all that will listen

Who’s got it better than us?

We do is the answer they were missing

As they leave on their bus

With Their eyes a glisten

And a hurting vagina

After being crushed by Carolina

[Porn Shop Clerk]

there once was a Cat from Carolina

who loved women like wine, only finer

so this bitch name kaepernick

choked on his dick

and said "no way that'll fit in my vagina!"

 

[Kettle]

This coming Sunday, from 1 until 4

The Panthers will come to knock the Niners through the floor.

 

Analysts thoughts will seem a dream, and their jaws will drop

as their favorite team, will completely flop.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Only two more days, until the bloodshed ensues.

The best team in the NFC, there's no way they can lose.

 

The day is almost here, you can feel it in the air.

Dear Kaepernick, Greg Hardy is your worst nightmare.

 

Keep Pounding.

[JMT97]

Regardless of hate

Now our time is finally here

Always Keep Pounding

[Porn Shop Clerk]

one two cam's comin' for you

 

3rd and 4 but can't get no more

 

five six 9ers can't move the sticks

 

seven eight don't sleep too late

 

nine ten panthers win again!

[Johnny Rockets]

Crackerjack, Honey Dew,
Boom - chicka - Pow!
Tick Tack, Quarterback
Cats say Meow! (put your hands in a claw like fashion above your head)

 

 

 

 

 

 

So where do I pick up my tickets?

[Jase]

I tried several times to get some inspiration, but just can't do it.

 

This might have something to do with the fact that I already reached the pinnacle of poetry with my entry in the podcast poetry competition in 2011 just before we drafted cam.

 

I feel I captured the schism on the huddle well, and united us all for what would be a meteoric rise to greatness.

 

You're welcome, huddle.

 

 

Two thousand and ten, 'twas short on glory;
It ended with mercy, so bitter the story.
The huddle was angry, the huddle was graceless;
So filled with Cam lovers calling all racists.

Roiled we were, so divided we fell;
Unite we could not, nor quarrels we quelled.
Leave it to me, I'll bring us together;
Each line view again, but just the first letter.

 

[Zod]

Boom to the Boom Boom

Skeet to the Skeet Skeet

Niners bout to get clubbed

just like Johnny Rockets feet

 

 

[Darth Biscuit]

Vaginas are pink

Zods balls are blue

Kaepernick said "we owe them"

Luke Kuechly said "who?"

[Cary Kollins]

i'm such a sucker for haikus

 

[Cary Kollins]

Anticipation

Panther family unite

Too long didn’t read

[lightsout]

The Prowl

They know not
From whence it came
The force
The confusion
The terror that filled them
It started modestly
And built into a monster
A leviathan
A mammoth
Nay, a Kraken
Many had fought
And most had fallen
For this Kraken came not alone
But with superheroes and warriors
The next challenger shall enter
And they shall fight
But this collection of monsters
Shall not go silently into the night.
They wait.
They crave.
They thrive on the doubt given.
They stalk.
They hunt.
The prowl is all they know.
Their Vault is their domain
And many naysayers
Have left with no champion
For the abyss was their birth
And with it came their fury.