Official Huddle Playoff Tickets Contest #2 - Pure Poetry

[Cary Kollins]

I knew phillyB was cooking up something good. That exceeded all expectations.

[PhillyB]

pie my poo, all these other bitches have a 7-page head start. i stayed up until 7am watercoloring those illustrations on my office table

[Cary Kollins]

pie my poo, all these other bitches have a 7-page head start. i stayed up until 7am watercoloring those illustrations on my office table

 

 

I feel you.  I stayed up till 1am trying to cook up something good...but was just too tired.  Glad to see your time was well spent.  Hope you win.

[GRWatcher]

PhillyB, were the pictures for those Huddlers that seem to have problems with reading comprehension or for those that have that special key, tl;dr? lol Good work!

[CollegePanther]

Soon at the gates, the fans will be near

Some Panthers, some Niners, and one Steelers que*er

When the clock strikes one, the fans will be rushing frantically

To the seats where they should have already been sitting readily

 

As the opening kickoff of our postseason sets foot to the air

Many fans are left wondering how in the hell we get here

After a 1-3 start, many were calling for Rivera's head

With very little knowing  Riverboat would soon bring us back from the dead

 

Yeah, Rivera’s been great but let’s not give credit to just one man

Our defense has been laying down more ni**ers than the Klu Klux Klan (sorry I had to)

Whether it’s the Kraken sacking quarterbacks until they puke

Or number 59 causing the whole stadium to yell out “LUUUKE”

 

This season has been a sight to say the very least

But for much of that we should thank the AFC East

Beginning the season with a miserable loss to Buffalo

It would soon be our motivation to knock off their 3 division foes

 

Now here at the number 2 NFC seed we sit

With 53 players ready to give this whole playoff thing another get

After 5 long years of patiently waiting

We no longer have to depend on Jake’s 2.9 QB rating

 

Superman is now the at heart of the Carolinas

Bringing a new energy that had been left far behind us

So here’s to hoping we can knock off just three more wins

And send all of our critic’s writings into the trash bins

[Zod]

3:00. Thats it folks.

 

 

I will be choosing a winner in a bit.

 

 

Make sure you get in your pie votes. While they do not determine the winner they give me an idea what not to just skim through.

[Zod]

Unlocking in case anyone needs to make quick edits. Entries after this post are not qualified.

[Fade2BlackAndBlue]

Pie #16 :P ;)

[Growl]

Hey Philly how about a deal to even our odds

If I win, you can have my extra ticket, and I get yours if you do.

Eh? Ehhhh?

[NanceUSMC]

Doh, I wrote mine too early!

[PhillyB]

Hey Philly how about a deal to even our odds

If I win, you can have my extra ticket, and I get yours if you do.

Eh? Ehhhh?

 

i can't, i've promised my buddy if i can somehow score tickets to the game i'd take him. we've watched every game together during the win streak and i can't abandon him now

[intangiblejohnny]

If I happen to win, I will take whoever is in second.

[chknwing]

This is my poem pie me

Its not too long pie me

its not too short pie me

but hopefully pie me

it will rape zod pie me

Of his tickets pie me

[Darth Biscuit]

i can't, i've promised my buddy if i can somehow score tickets to the game i'd take him. we've watched every game together during the win streak and i can't abandon him now

 

 

Philly you are not a ginger? wtf?  Water colors get blurry after 8 hours of working?