Riverboat Ron

I swear to God if either Icky, Cross or Neal are on the board and we go QB I’m done.

Trade them Rhule for a 7th.

To be fair his smol hands make him a freak.

That’s what I like about these NFL rookies, I keep getting older but they stay the same age.

I’m for it, just waiting for the inevitable article in two years of a team feeling they didn’t get enough of a chance when they scored a touchdown and the other team scores a touchdown and gets a two point conversion.

Hell, let’s just make the game 180 minutes and give the win to the team with the least dead players.

Hear me out. What if Rhule is actually playing over 9000 x 420 dimension chess and has tanked the prior 2 season because he knows smol hands will be better than Brady? What if he’s known all along and we all have to eat crow when he pulls off 15 straight undefeated seasons, he’s voted sexiest man alive, and gets his own very tasteful nude 150’ statue of himself, legs on each side of Mint Street and member serving as a pedestrian bridge across the interstate to serve as a reminder of his greatness?

And this is how you get head.

Just wait for the 3rd…

Dude is just 2 kids in a trench coat.

Draft a CB!

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Temple legend! Temple is best school! Temple produce all the stars! -Matt Rhule (Nov 23rd 2017)

Been my gut feeling for awhile but now that they’ve changed their opinion on Christensen it almost seems too obvious. Just imagine how we’ll feel if we leave another franchise LT on the board just to appease the ego of a lame duck coach.

NOW they feel like Christensen is a LT? Did his arms finally grow 0.05 of an inch? Jesus Christ the goal line keeps moving for this team.

Rhule is definitely a factor but let’s be honest, why would a athlete choose Charlotte over LA, Tampa, NYC, Atlanta, Denver or Miami? We can’t build a mercenary team because we’re in the same boat as a Tennessee or Buffalo. You have to build your roster and bring in mid range players because these “stars” want to go where the action (Atlanta, LA, NYC), endorsements (LA, NYC) or tax breaks exist (Tampa, Miami).

Imagine how many massage parlors we can fit.

At this point I’m expecting us to give up so many assets to the Texans only to forget to read the fine print that we’re getting Weshaun Datson, Janitor / Independence High.

Hey, we have uptown…

Superb Owl!

Assistant to the regional manager.

Oh really?

What if Darnold is actually a top 5 QB but just pretended to suck all these years just to get Tyler Linderbaum?

We signed both Woods and Chandler.

Makes me think with the Safety signings Chinn is likely part of the deal.