Riverboat Ron

Why won’t the Texans just bend over and let us take Watson for a 1st rounder and no lube?

At this point Don Knotts corpse would look better than Brady.

We honestly got robbed two years in a row, we’d have taken Herbert over Brown and Sewell over Horn.

I mean the hurting has to eventually end right? Right……

Not tough when it’s written in crayon.

Posts his nudes on the huddle.

Dom Capers

5/7 thread.

I honestly don’t even care at this point, football hasn’t been a big part of my life for a couple years now and the small glimmer of hope to start the season has long since fizzled out. The whole game just feels boring to me now.

I’ve already bought a 24 month supply of massage oil in preparation.

Watch his pff grades be in the 70’s at LT.

Gettleman has his nudes scrolling along the scoreboard just to give the Giants the edge.

Hope this doesn’t rub Deshaun the wrong way, or the right way based on his preferences.

Just deepfake edit Sam’s face onto Mahommes highlights.

Houston- QB Deshaun Watson OT Laremy Tunsil Carolina- 2022 1st Round Pick 2023 1st Round Pick QB Sam Darnold CB CJ Henderson

Jesus this is just a rinse and repeat topic for clicks by “journalists”.

I think you’ll see a completely different team this week. Everything this defense hinges on is that tight man to man coverage.

Brown got his first taste of Bojangles and it was over.

In my expert opinion our offensive line isn’t very good.

Sucks we gave the wrong guard big money, should’ve kept Norwell and let Turner walk.

I ran into him the other day.

I just cried and screamed into my pillow.

Fixed

I ran into Daryl Johnson as I was leaving Gin Mill tonight, he wasn't too happy about it.

I saw Jaycee Horn at a grocery store in Uptown yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to scooter out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.