Riverboat Ron

Suffering from Kyler Murray syndrome I see.

Throw in she’s probably banging Nick Foles on the side.

First we have to trade for Zach Wilson!

RIP buying an XL big black Penix Panthers jersey this year.

It actually somehow regenerated him to his 30 year old prime and brought back peak Jimmy Graham, Darren Sproles and Sean Payton from the shadow realm.

What if Sam Darnold was just pretending to suck just so he could come back after 10 weeks on the bench to lead the team to a Superb Owl dub? He then proceeds to be the best QB in NFL history for the next 20 years.

What do we do when he tears it up to finish the year with 2500 passing yards, 21 passing tds, 6 rushing tds, no ints? Probably wake up.

69 passing yards 69 rushing yards 6 passing Touchdowns 9 interceptions

Imagine how thick Kelvin Benjamin would look in those!

I honestly think he could beat out Darnold and Mayfield for the starting position.

Foles was 11”

We should make a wager, Panthers win we keep Lamar Jackson, Ravens win they get both Sam Darnold and Baker Mayfield.

Per Panthers insider Dam Sarnold.

Surprising that Baker doesn’t have a concussion after head butting everyone.

Falcons about to get blacked tonight!

Hell, where we are currently I’d take him as our starting QB.

Bengals are without Chase, so it really comes down to the health of Higgins and if Boyd can step up again for them.

Nervous Virginia Halas McCaskey noises.

Greg Hardy still out there waiting to be picked up and put up 40 sacks.

2068 and 2069 1st rounders.

Too many cooks are gonna spoil the stew. There ain't nobody cooking but me and you.

Sam Darnold is the Prince that was promised.

Kelvin Benjamin- “Hold my bucket of gravy.”

I’m going as a slutty Panther again.