Riverboat Ron

How many virgins do we need to sacrifice to keep CMC healthy? If he’s playing we are at least average on offense to pair with a great defense.

I wish we could just turn off injuries.

The prodigal son returns.

Why won’t the Texans just bend over and let us take Watson for a 1st rounder and no lube?

At this point Don Knotts corpse would look better than Brady.

We honestly got robbed two years in a row, we’d have taken Herbert over Brown and Sewell over Horn.

I mean the hurting has to eventually end right? Right……

Not tough when it’s written in crayon.

Posts his nudes on the huddle.

Dom Capers

5/7 thread.

I honestly don’t even care at this point, football hasn’t been a big part of my life for a couple years now and the small glimmer of hope to start the season has long since fizzled out. The whole game just feels boring to me now.

I’ve already bought a 24 month supply of massage oil in preparation.

Watch his pff grades be in the 70’s at LT.

Gettleman has his nudes scrolling along the scoreboard just to give the Giants the edge.

Hope this doesn’t rub Deshaun the wrong way, or the right way based on his preferences.

Just deepfake edit Sam’s face onto Mahommes highlights.

Houston- QB Deshaun Watson OT Laremy Tunsil Carolina- 2022 1st Round Pick 2023 1st Round Pick QB Sam Darnold CB CJ Henderson

Jesus this is just a rinse and repeat topic for clicks by “journalists”.

I think you’ll see a completely different team this week. Everything this defense hinges on is that tight man to man coverage.

Brown got his first taste of Bojangles and it was over.

In my expert opinion our offensive line isn’t very good.

Sucks we gave the wrong guard big money, should’ve kept Norwell and let Turner walk.

I ran into him the other day.

I just cried and screamed into my pillow.