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Are we talking vasectomy or full blown eunuch? Only one explains the recent bloatiness and weight gain.

It’s an Altendorf cipher. I just haven’t figured out the skip sequence yet…

Getting?

This is about the fairest assessment of Sam unrealized potential. Limited by our team roster and coaching deficiencies, but not going to get us much beyond .500. Hat tip to you, sir.

This problem will resolve when we start eleven safeties in a never before seen in the NFL, hybrid defensive scheme. It may not work but by gawd, it will be novel and entertaining.

I hear the things you say and 'the things you don't say'. Five by five.

Possibly, maybe not...

Go ahead, pull my finger...

Tell me you have impulse self control issues without telling me you have impulse self control issues...

Horse and Hound magazine is reporting the same thing. Must be legit…

Consolation prize. “Hey, Johnny, what do we have as a parting gift for our losers?”

That’s hot…

Yes…

Hate? No. That’s corrosive to the soul. Disappointed? Hell, yes. Still hoping for the sake of the Panthers that he can figure it out this year, but the previous body of work indicates he can’t.

Draft Day

Haiku?

Yeah, I'm one of the older rats in the Huddle barn... but I can still take some of the young bucks on the tennis or basketball court on a good day. The recovery days are now 3X what they used to be, though. [sigh]

Billy Kilmer before he was injured. Now, I’m really dating myself. Hell, I remember watching Sonny Jurgenson as a child.

She has low scoops?

Aren’t we all…

I think they call that ‘swagger’. /s

I think I just threw up in my mouth again... Thanks for that.

I'd pie you twice, if I could...

I'm a little dubious of Elf at LG but I approve of the rest of the lineup...

Maybe not. Supposedly, we were going to rescue Darnold from the Jets and, instead, we put him behind an Oline that was arguably as bad or worse than the Jets. Darnold started hearing voices in his head and 'happy feet' is what we got. I'm NOT saying that his rehabilitation is assured or even likely, just that it is still possible. A stout Oline made Jake look good. Lightning can strike twice. Maybe. [The eternal triumph of hope over experience.]