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A first game of the season win is better than sex. Purrrfect!

For them or us? [Christian McCaffrey nods in approval]

Stopgap until Shi returns from IR. Wouldn't be surprised if he's told to just fair catch the ball and don't fumble.

A seven step drop?

Don't feed the trolls...

You mean there are intangible qualities to leadership, beyond physical ability? Who knew...

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Plato nods in approval…

Not sure you can claim yet that he sucks here until after he has played several regular season games. If he sucks at mid season, your conjecture is substantiated.

Can Brown make the switch from RG to LG? Not today but is that even feasible at some point in the season? If not, Michael Jordan, come on down!

I'll take the under...

I was going to offer a spirited defense of Elflein's performance... but I got nothin'

Live long and prosper…

True that, but Ron and Marty love their veterans with cap busting contracts.

I hear you. Not high probability but with Urban, Marty (and Ron’s love for his veterans) and the dumpster fire in Houston, who the hell knows?

Crossing posts. Wasn’t referring to Moton. I wouldn’t touch him. He’s the only bright light on a weak online. My first thought experiment (or brain fart) was Shaq even up for a starting OL or LB, if we could get out of his contract with little to no dead money. Kungfoodude politely squashed that idea. I later refined that idea in another later post by offering the theoretical trade of DJ for a high quality OL or LB. We’re stacked at WR and to get value, you have to give value. Marshall may have made both Moore’s expendable. It’s a BIG reach but since we are all blue skying possible trade scenarios, I was trying to find the most out of consensus but still marginally realistic trade without giving up any of next year draft picks.

For a player of similar ability and a more cap friendly contract? Addition by subtraction.

"In on every deal."

If you want to really entertain the Twilight Zone, swap DJ for someone's OL or LB starter. Quality for quality and we are deep at receiver. Just throwing spaghetti against the wall but it makes sense in some alternate universe of options... Would be really bizarre if Marshall made both Moore's expendable.

Player swap rather than draft picks? Shaq for a quality OL or LB? Shaq for another LB is the equivalent of swapping queens in chess but it gets a big contract off of our books. Shaq for an OL starter weakens the defense but better secures the OL and Darnold. It's a wild theory but go big or go home I guess...

Wide zone blocking scheme?