L-TownCat

When you put multiple 1st round picks and 1 entire draft into one side of the ball, it might make play calling more of a "ooooo, hahaha, this one'll work" instead of an analysis of statistical data plotted on a graph detailing the tendencies and probabilities based on down/distance/field position. It might be both of those things, but imagining Snow in the booth biting his thumbnail giggling the play call into his headset makes my heart happy.

26 seasons of that same bullshit and you get numb to it. Not that we’re undefeated every year… you get it.

That’s my favorite.

You got a mouse in your pocket? Dont lump me in with that. I’ve loathed that prick since the day he let Moose walk.

She looks like an extra on the Hunger Games.

Jaycee can bench press Gamble.

If you get to the QB you win. Lead the league in getting to the QB and you win a lot.

Heres a fun nugget, the Saints took a knee and quit on our field.

2 of the same pecker heads it is every time. Dude, you been around longer than me.

now that, is a beat down.

We're 2-0 guys... y'all act like we're 2-0. Stop being happy. See this terrible undefeated team for what it is... gahh.

Just his 5th 300yd game. Congrats young fella. Build that confidence.

This 'taints for you. #suckit

ESPN and its kin will fail soon enough. They can’t keep being trash and stay on the air.

Washington and Miami come to mind. Spurrier and Saban.

I refuse to say Hank-ee. Its Heineken and that's final.

At least we arent the Cowboys...

Add that to the creeping realization our play calling might not be the best and that's a big bowl of "oh no".

Its visually different. The flora changes from deciduous forests with dark soil to Pine trees and sand. Political crap aside, its most likely that we are lumped as "the Carolinas" when there is no correlation other than proximity. To be clear, we dont chase SC folks back down when they wander up this way. Its still friendly(-ish). My wife is from SC, so there's that.

Hes a New Englander that sold his house for a mint and moved to Florida to retire. Its kind of their thing.

Is it hot there?

Thats good comedy right there.

Everybody Drink!

Its not that he thinks we are the same. I used the phrase 2 sides of the same coin. Each side is different. I merely suggest that he (along with most everyone not from here) believe we are rowdy siblings that have shared all experiences. Additionally I dont think he considered just how petty the NC/SC "rivalry" is. As mentioned earlier, BBQ sauce? Chopped or Pulled? Ketchup or Vinegar? FIGHT!! I'm a native NC and as long as I've been alive SC has been a derogatory label. "Where ya from?" -"Greenville." "NC?" -"No. SC." - - "get out"

Yes Jameis... hold the ball juuuust a bit longer.