I'm getting a vasectomy tomorrow morning...

[The Saltman]

Wish me luck hombres.

[TheRumGone]

[Chimera]

[SmokinwithWilly]

Get your bags of peas bro and remember no strenuous activity for a week. And don't worry about the camera because they are making an instructional video unless it has a telephoto lens.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

[Jangler]

[The Saltman]

No more condoms and no more kids. It's a win win for me.

[KSpan]

Got one two weeks ago... The procedure itself literally took 8 minutes. Ice, ice, some more ice, and you'll be fine. Also, play the situation up to get as much downtime as you want at home - saying 'I just had surgery on my scrotum' sounds way serious and no further questions will be asked.

[The_Light_Brigade]

My wife just got Mirena.  Didn't get the snip.

 

[Darth Biscuit]

For Saltman, it will take 10 times longer to shave his balls than to do the snip, snip.

[Jase]

My wife just got Mirena.  Didn't get the snip.

 

 

ditto for me in a couple of weeks

 

[Captroop]

Every time I hear about someone getting the snip, I literally squirm in my seat. Then I realize that it's basically you older family guys saying,"I'd rather cut my balls off than deal with any more of these fugin' kids!"

 

Which is great for me because I want to start a family. So now I know eventually my kids are going to drive me so nuts, that over time, the idea of getting a vasectomy is going to be desirable, if not a huge relief.

 

Thanks.

[KSpan]

Every time I hear about someone getting the snip, I literally squirm in my seat. Then I realize that it's basically you older family guys saying,"I'd rather cut my balls off than deal with any more of these fugin' kids!"

Which is great for me because I want to start a family. So now I know eventually my kids are going to drive me so nuts, that over time, the idea of getting a vasectomy is going to be desirable, if not a huge relief.

Thanks.

Balls aren't cut off at all - just disconnecting the baby factory. Once it was done, the external aspect of the surgery looked like a paper cut.

[Captroop]

Balls aren't cut off at all - just disconnecting the baby factory. Once it was done, the external aspect of the surgery looked like a paper cut.

 

Thank you Captain Obvious McDoesntunderstandhyperbole.