Obituary: Riverboat Ron

[Billy Love]

shitboat ron

[Eclipse]

Riverboats' walking papers.

 

 

Fold 'em, cash in your chips and walk away.

[Carolina Cajun]

ALL IN!

[gettlemanjack]

Panthers247 @ NFL_Panthers247 2h

Ron 's riverboat seems to be sinking

[Tub of Goo]

Rash Ron +

Reluctant Ron +

Rigid Ron +

Readable Ron +

Red Ron

=

Rudderless Ron

[pstall]

Now he will be LinkedIn Ron.

[jasonluckydog]

Lolo Ron

[gettlemanjack]

ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk 4h

The Riverboat is sinking in Carolina

NFC South Losers @ KyleNaughtonJr 3h

Riverboat Ron not going for the win may have been the worst coaching decision he's made in a few yrs. Its a damn division rivalry game, man.

Kelli Storey @KelliStorey

Riverboat Ron is now officially captain of the Titanic.

[gettlemanjack]

John Storey @ celticstorey5

Riverboat Ron would be playing video poker for one credit at the showboat lounge if he gambles like he coaches.

RosterWatch @ RosterWatch

Might be time for Gettleman to toss Ron off the Riverboat like at the end of Maverick.

Ryan Greene @ryanmgreene

There is no more ill-fitting nickname for a player/coach in the NFL than " Riverboat Ron " Rivera.

thankful linds @ ldub72

Riverboat Ron is gonna sail his way right on out of Carolina

Jeb Lund @ Mobute

*walks up to roulette table and slaps down every chip he

has* RIVERBOAT RON: Put it all on taupe. CROUPIER: But sir — RR: I said let it ride.

Kevin Moore @crossquest

Weigh anchor Ron

[gettlemanjack]

NBC Sports today:

Riverboat is sinking

...

But at some point in the fourth quarter, they started moving the ball. Then, with a chance to play for the win against the Falcons to claim first place in the division, the artist formerly known as Riverboat Ron went conservative again, and a missed field goal set him up for a string of questions about his direction and offensive coordinator Mike Shula’s play-calling.

“To win the game ,” Panthers coach Ron Rivera said of his decision to play it close to his jacquard vest.

“That’s the only reason.”

Specifically, the Panthers were behind 19-17, with the Falcons having just gotten a field goal to match their two quick touchdown passes from Cam Newton . There was 2:08 left, and they had the ball at their own 36. Three passes later, they moved the ball to the Falcons 32 with 1:42 remaining. That’s when the Panthers took the air out of the ball, running it three straight times.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/11/17/ron-rivera-still-calm-but-his-riverboat-is-sinking/

[cbully]

Tugboat Ron

[JawnyBlaze]

John Storey @ celticstorey5

Riverboat Ron would be playing video poker for one credit at the showboat lounge if he gambles like he coaches.

 

 

John Storey wins.

 

[Proudiddy]

Canoe with no paddles and a bad leak Ron.