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Luke-ism's


Mol3m4n

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It's a long wait until 8:15 tonight, so I thought we could lighten the mood a little and do something creative. I decided on some Luke-isms.

The boogeyman checks under his bed at night for Luke Kuechly.

Luke Kuechly can hear sign language.

Luke Kuechly once won a staring contest with the sun.

When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Luke Kuechly.

Luke Kuechly can kill two birds with one tackle. (In light of the Seahawks)

Bigfoot once claimed to spot Luke Kuechly. (In light of Seattle)

Luke Kuechly makes onions cry.

Luke will hit you so hard that your blood will bleed.

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We're all listening to the analysts talking about Kuechly, and we are making jokes about his dominance, and he's been labeled the X-Factor for us. Buuuuuuut, TD will be THE difference-maker in this game. Oh, and don't forget we get Klein back and Glanton got a ton of good experience, too.

Not trying to jack a Kuechly thread and make it about something else, but just wanted to add my two cents without making another thread.

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