The Middle Aged White Guy

[cookinbrak]

I'm older than all of y'all.

 

Thank God I'm not middle-aged yet.

[RoaringRiot]

I'm glad I can piss you off this easily. It's fun to see you bitch.

You don't piss me off and that wasn't bitching.

[Jeremy Igo]

I go to the bar in this:

Rainbow Flip Flops

White Water Rafting t-shirt

Khaki cargo shorts

Panthers trucker hat

Costa sunglasses w/ Cablz band

Pay the sitter $30 for 2 hours.

Suck it college dudes. Enjoy your 20's.

Sounds like me, except we pay our sitter 10 an hour.

Also, I prefer reef flip flops. Controversial I know, but they have a bottle opener on the bottom of them in case of an emergency.

[PandaPancake]

Sounds like me, except we pay our sitter 10 an hour.

Also, I prefer reef flip flops. Controversial I know, but they have a bottle opener on the bottom of them in case of an emergency.

Mine has a flask....

[ncmonzta]

Sounds like me, except we pay our sitter 10 an hour.

Also, I prefer reef flip flops. Controversial I know, but they have a bottle opener on the bottom of them in case of an emergency.

 

 

Your shoes have a bottle opener built-in? White priviledge

[Panthro]

Anything that fits

And Sperrys

[RoaringRiot]

And Sperrys

So fancy

[SCP]

Love my Sperry's. I will only buy new Sperry's from Redix in Wrightsville Beach. I like the fact that the place is surrounded by marinas on the Intracoastal. Kind of legitimizes a boat shoe purchase.

[Panthro]

Not if you saw them

[Panthro]

Love my Sperry's. I will only buy new Sperry's from Redix in Wrightsville Beach. I like the fact that the place is surrounded by marinas on the Intracoastal. Kind of legitimizes a boat shoe purchase.

I get mine in Fl every winter when they are on sale and 2 for 1

[SCP]

I'm due for a new pair.

[PanthersBigD]

Sounds like me, except we pay our sitter 10 an hour.

Also, I prefer reef flip flops. Controversial I know, but they have a bottle opener on the bottom of them in case of an emergency.

That sounds sanitary. Come on, Jeremy, you've been married way too long to not be using your wedding band as a bottle opener. Get on my level.

[Scrumtrilescent]

I have both pairs of Reef flipflops mentioned in this thread.  But I use the busted flask ones to take out the trash this morning in my undershirt and boxers.  You're welcome, neighbors.

[Jeremy Igo]

That sounds sanitary. Come on, Jeremy, you've been married way too long to not be using your wedding band as a bottle opener. Get on my level.

You still wear a wedding band?