Jump to content
  • Welcome!

    Register and log in easily with Twitter or Google accounts!

    Or simply create a new Huddle account. 

    Members receive fewer ads , access our dark theme, and the ability to join the discussion!

     

15: the untold and unofficial story of the carolina panthers


PhillyB

Recommended Posts

Fiz and I wrote a book about the Panthers and you get to read it Sunday!

That's right, this coming Sunday there is no Panthers game. We got a first-round bye and we won't have anything to do but sit around hucking Bojangles and watching Russell Wilson's unused dick freeze and fall off down his pant leg in the -10 degree winter horror that will be the Vikings game. Except for reading the book PhillyB and Fiz wrote!

Here's what's up:

  • This damn thing is huge. It's over 200 pages, and at close to 60,000 words it's well within the defined range of a novel. And it's told in very easily digested and entertaining narrative form, so in many ways it will read like fiction. But it's not fiction. It's real, including all that stuff about John Fox calling everyone pussies on his first day in the locker room and the stuff about Chip Kelly and The Golden Calf of Bristol.
  • It's organized into two parts: a detailed history of the Panthers from their founding to the 2014 season, and then a game-by-game breakdown of the 2015 season.
  • Since NFL merchandizing licenses are more than a million dollars to acquire, we couldn't display any NFL or team imagery, so this thing is illustrated entirely through organic means. Between artwork contributions from the huddle to play diagrams used to teach and break down play calls and schemes to funny-ass classical art pieces inserted at dramatic moments, this thing is gonna be the best thing you've never read.
  • SCP has graciously written the book's epilogue and it's the single greatest thing i have ever laid eyes on.

 

It'll be available at 12:01am Sunday for purchase through Amazon. It's in e-book format, but you can read it on any tablet, laptop, desktop, hell even your phone. We haven't narrowed down the exact price, but it'll be under $3. That's a damn bargain. You can't buy a cheeto-stained copy of Moby Dick at Ed McKay's for three bucks. We'll post the link using the portal that allows the Huddle to profit from it (comes out of Amazon's pocket, not yours) and you'll be helping to keep this place chugging along as we move into the playoffs.

Here's a sneak preview of what you'll be looking at:

568eaa6fe54b2_ScreenShot2016-01-07at1.10568eaa93a0c9b_ScreenShot2016-01-07at1.06568eaa9fc7c98_ScreenShot2016-01-07at1.08568eaaaa7eb70_ScreenShot2016-01-07at1.08568eaaadaacb7_ScreenShot2016-01-07at1.09

 

 

None of it's edited or formatted worth a damn yet, but you get the idea.

edit: and the text won't look that obnoxious. it's just a stock previewer program.

This thing's gonna win a Pulitzer.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

also the cover art is top secret and won't be released til saturday (cause i haven't finished it yet not because it's an actual secret) but all i will say is cam newton's calves and thighs are the hardest thing i've ever tried to paint

Link to comment
Share on other sites

You need someone to edit your sentence structure and grammar and more works needs to be done on research......the bomb to Moose was not only the longest play of the game but the longest in SB history up to that time.

Other than that it looks like a decent read

...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

17 minutes ago, PghPanther said:

You need someone to edit your sentence structure and grammar and more works needs to be done on research......the bomb to Moose was not only the longest play of the game but the longest in SB history up to that time.

Other than that it looks like a decent read

...

we haven't done a lick of editing to date

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.


  • PMH4OWPW7JD2TDGWZKTOYL2T3E.jpg

  • Topics

  • Posts

    • Two things: 1. Dr. Eric Eager is central to the draft process 2. I know that it was edited, but we didn't hear "Thieneman" one time, not even before the Vikings pick.
    • Why would he sign here as a guard when surely someone would sign him as a tackle?  Assuming he is healthy
    • Went back to watching the highlights. With a sober mind haha. Here is what I saw.    freddie needs to make 1 of those but the rest aren’t on him.    Slavin was BBBBAAAD again last night. Not sure what is going on with these game one Slavin gafs.    miller was ok but had his worst game in the playoffs so far.    nikishin was no good. His his awful turnover led to the first goal at the end of the first period that just can’t happen. ghost was beat like a drum multiple times last night, including the go-ahead goal at the end jarivs wont shoot. He is either hurt or he is struggling mentally and I think it could be a combination of both. He passed up a wide open net on the power-play only to pass it to no one and cleared it himself.     Svech played well. He is getting zero help on that line.    aho. Worst game as a pro. I mean that. He won’t shoot it, passes go to no one and turns it over repeatedly.  He did exactly what they did against Montreal game one when Miller had a turnover. Aho left his man to go help and left the golden Knight player wide open in front of Freddie.  If I was Rod, you Tell Aho when that thing hits your stick you fire it  someone needs to sit him down just him in a room and ask what’s going on. He seems soft, timid and has zero fire.   canes could have won that game   There isn’t a gap between these two teams  they are dead even   Carter Hart’s gonna get lit up in this series. We can beat that guy. the consensus last night was our defense played horrible and our stars won’t score.  clean the defense up. Tell the top line to shoot it everything and we’ll win tomorrow night.   Possibly convincingly.   
×
×
  • Create New...