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And it seems to have happened in my home town. Woohoo.

http://tmzworldnews.com/cookie-dough-can-explodes-in-womans-vagina-while-she-was-shoplifting/#

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Greenville, SC – An incident coming out of Greenville, South Carolina is just one example of what some people will do around the holidays when they are short on cash.

A 34-year-old mother of 3 is now under arrest after a shoplifting incident turned tragic. Witnesses say Shatuanee Greene entered the North Carolina Walmart on Sunday with her three children ages 5, 7, and 8 when she grabbed a can of pre-made Christmas cookie dough. CCTV footage shows the young mother take the can to the toy aisle as her children crowded around her. Greene then lifted up her skirt and made the can of cookie dough “disappear.

 

You can click the link to read the rest of the article, although the link does give most of it away.

 

The part that gets me is this sentence:

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While stabilizing green they also found candy sprinkles and a number 6 birthday candle wedged into the woman’s vaginal cavity.

That would have to be the most depressing birthday party ever for a 6 year old. 

"Hold on, sweetie. Grandma's got some sprinkles in here somewhere. And a candle. Hey Billy, help me get this candle out. It's all wedged in there."

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