S4L's Panthers Mock Draft

[saints4lifeagain]

It's all the rage. So I'm gonna do my own. 

Round 1: Mason Rudolph. Panthers finally realize Cam Newtons limitations as a passer. The draft a more traditional pocket passer to run Norvs system. Cam is moved to running back, where he gets the 1st and 2nd down power back carries, allowing 2017 1st round pick WR/Scatback Christian McCaffrey to play a role that fits his skills: 3rd down back and slot receiver.

Round 2: Malik Jefferson. Kuechly is one hit away from returning to the 3rd grade. How long are the Panthers gonna put the mans life in jeopardy? Jefferson steps in and takes over for Luke, who retires and gets a job as an analyst, where his co-workers always have to remind him what his name is. 

Round 3: Dante Pettis. Panthers know they have jackpoo at receiver, and they need to put talent around Rudolph, which they consistently did for Cam, he just never took advantage. Pettis isn't huge, but with a QB that isn't gonna throw every other ball 10 foot over the WRs head, he's able to slide right into role as #1 receiver over the scrubs on the roster.  

Round 4: Shaquem Griffin. Panthers wasted a first round pick on one Shaq a few years ago. Now, they realize a guy with one hand may actually miss fewer tackles than a man with both. Griffin bumps Shaq out of the replacement role for Davis (who never comes back after he's no longer allowed to shoot roids) and allows Shaq to move to safety, where he takes the torch as the next terrible Panther safety. 

That's all I'll do. The chance of Hurney finding anyone who makes the roster in the late rounds is slim to none anyway. Hope you enjoyed.

[t96]

Good one. Enjoy Lamar Jackson busting in that god forsaken swamp of yours.

[La Pantera]

Fug yes!!! 

[Shocker]

Don't like the last 3 picks but good effort anyway.   Saints go TE at 27.  Watch em grab Hurst.

BTW:  we have 2 3rds but no 4th doe

[steven8989]

Hey why don't you just go watch a re-run of the Taints vs Vikings game. This time zoom in on Payton's face and then remember when he said boom bitch because he thought they had the game won. LMAO, I think that was better than Patriots coming back against the Vikings. BOOM BITCH!!

[saints4lifeagain]

1 minute ago, steven8989 said:

Hey why don't you just go watch a re-run of the Taints vs Vikings game. This time zoom in on Payton's face and then remember when he said boom bitch because he thought they had the game won. LMAO, I think that was better than Patriots coming back against the Vikings. BOOM BITCH!!

You're an angry little man.

[steven8989]

Just now, saints4lifeagain said:

You're an angry little man.

Lol nope just funny as hell y'all thought u had that game wrapped up. 

[Mol3m4n]

Pie for good satire.

[BigSyke]

Why is there no pie button to push that says 24-23 with 10 seconds left on clock like the 28-3 pie button?

[uncfan888]

I chuckled. Looks like a retired college racist mock 

[shaqattaq]

Funny, you fit right in with a lot of the other huddlers. I just hope you guys don't have a repeat of last years, planets-perfectly-aligned, draft. That was unreal.

[Shocker]

2 minutes ago, uncfan888 said:

I chuckled. Looks like a retired college racist mock 

How is that mock racist.  Jeez.  Irritating.

[uncfan888]

53 minutes ago, Shocker said:

How is that mock racist.  Jeez.  Irritating.

Huh? The mock isn't. Everyone on here calls him retired college racist 

[Shocker]

Just now, uncfan888 said:

Huh? The mock isn't. Everyone on here calls him retired college racist 

Oh you mean RetiredCollegeCrotch.  Got ya.