I have delivered more pizzas to carolina panthers than you

[Happy Panther]

That is all.

Oh and Nascar drivers

Oh and I was in college so f u

Bring it bitches

[Skew]

Pics or it didn't happen.

/thread.

[Doyle]

Why no pie given then?

[Jase]

I'm having a trophy engraved for you right now.

[tarheelblue89]

Yea....Well.....I had sex with your wife

[Hawk]

I never went to school and I still got a real job!

[jasonluckydog]

I would be pissed too.

[Squirrel]

I got you beat.

[Future of the Funchise]

I never went to school and I still got a real job!

you old people lived in such a simpler time.

[ItsNotGonnaBeAlright]

There is nothing about your life that would make me wish I was you.

[88 Bronco]

I don't deliver pizza for a living.

[Razzy]

My sister works at a medical facility here in San Diego that many Chargers, Padres, celebrities, etc. use for their procedures.

[Bob NC]

My dad can beat up your dad.

[Jangler]

I got high with Eddie Edwards once. Then I asked him what was it like to lose the Superbowl.